False.

T or F:
You may be a fruit fly. You like bananas.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

T … at least the part about liking bananas. Maybe I was a Minion.

T or F: Winter is coming on too fast.

False, summer won't let go around here.

T or F:
You have the rest of the month planned out already.

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False - I's got sum of it by golly, but taint got all by no means. Nope. Shore do not.

True or false - Yuz still ride a bike now and den.

I did until mine wore out a few years ago and I've never replaced it. Actually, I think I have once or twice since then on my son's bike. So I guess that's a weak true.

T or F: You have a busy schedule for the next few weeks.

So freakin' true.

T or F:
you have a lot fo things distracting you from all the other things.

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True. Very true.

T or F: You like to get out into nature whenever you can.

True, but the 'whenever I can" becomes increasingly rare.

T or F: You've never learned to handle a sail boat.

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True. My wife and I did take a very small one out and did pretty well with it (nothing fancy … but we did make it out and back again ), but never really had any formal training.

T or F: You've finished up all your fall outside work.

Heck no. I usually wait till all me leaves be down fer I collect 'em.

Be it true er false: You be a big Mickey fan I betcha.

Not so much, I'm rather "Meh".

T or F:
You live near a (local, state, or regional) park.

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True … several as a matter-of-fact. Jubilee State Park just west of Peoria; McNaughten park near Pekin Illinois … a city park of maybe 2,000 acres … and within an hours drive south the 16,000 acre Panther Creek State Park. and several others not too far from us, but those are the big attractions. About 2 hours from us is one of our favorites, the Robert Allerton Park … a 50-room mansion sitting on a 5,000 acre estate donated to the University of Illinois by Robert Allerton whose father used to own the Chicago Stock Yards during the Civil War and several hundred thousand acres between Ohio and Illinois. His son's home was where he managed a lot of Illinois and Indiana land.

T or F: You enjoy stopping every now an then at markers posted along highways for things of interest (often local).

True, although I don't often get the opportunity to do so, I tend to enjoy it when I can.

T or F:
You enjoy "adult" coloring books every now & then.

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F … I've seen a couple of "adult coloring pages" on the internet but haven't one anything with them.

T or F: You're ready to skip winter and go straight to spring.

False. I like having a 4-season year.

T or F:
You're tempted to completely skip any and all gift-giving events for the remainder of the year.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.