Almost true. Happened to notice the bathroom tissue was getting low, so got some yesterday. Not a good thing to run out of.

T or F: You love to hunt deer when it's in season.

False, never had the opportunity.

T or F: Despite owning several flashlights, they're never where you need them, when you need them.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True - that does seem to be the case more often than not.

T or F: A watched pot …


… can give you a migraine.

False.

Though in my experience, a watched pot never boils.
I don't work in an iron foundry.

T or F:
Your time clock hours frequently don't match your payroll hours.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False … not since I retired anyway.

T or F: You're ready for spring already.

False, too busy with lots of winter stuff to pay attention to spring yet.

T or F: Your living space is being overrun by empty delivery boxes.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

T or kinda seems dat's da case sumtimes.

T or F: Yer a hopin' fer a white Christmas dis year.

False. I'm utterly indifferent.

T or F: You keep breaking and having to replace your hot beverage travel mugs.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False, but sure as I say that …

T or F: The Ravens will go all the way this year!

Most likely true.

T or F:
You like hanging onto obsolete technology.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True. As long as it still does the task intended in an acceptable way. In a manner we all have to. In today's world, as soon as we get technology it is obsolete.

( I was told "Do not be the first into a new technology NOR the last to leave". )


T or F: You find it hard to believe Christmas is just two weeks away.

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True … very true. Seems like every year the distance between Thanksgiving and Christmas shrinks. Except at the stores. They start Christmas right after Easter.

T or F: You wish the world could return to simpler times.

True. The world was all so much simpler when we were all just single cells, and we could reproduce by fissioning, rather than all this messy (and chancy) sex to worry about.

T or F:
You find weather that other people find inclement, rather pleasant.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Hmmm … going to say false … but it's a bit iffy. Sometimes I may say something like it's not too bad or sounds pretty good when, in fact, that's just relative to maybe a bitter cold snap just the day or days before.

T or F: You've leared to like the "O" colas rather than Diet or Regular.

False, not big on colas in the first place.

T or F: You haven't taken a long-distance railroad trip in years.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.