12-09-2003, 04:48 PM
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Just a few non-seasonal cartoons!
A few "funnies", to take your minds OFF Xmas!! 
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12-09-2003, 04:49 PM
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First date?!?!?!....
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12-09-2003, 04:51 PM
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Gone Fishin'!!
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12-09-2003, 04:54 PM
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There's big....... and then there's BIG!! 
(No offence to ANYONE, I promise!!)
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12-09-2003, 04:55 PM
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Now you know why you HATE going to the dentist!!
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12-09-2003, 04:56 PM
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This just takes contraception a wee bit TOO far! 
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12-09-2003, 04:57 PM
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Be careful where you buy your balloons this year!!!
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12-09-2003, 04:59 PM
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Possibly a bit lacking in taste....... but funny all the same!
(Apologies, if this causes ANY offence!)
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12-09-2003, 05:01 PM
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Last one............couldn't resist ONE wee dig at Christmas!! 
Hope you liked 'em!!
DM
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12-09-2003, 10:47 PM
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Just me.
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DM, those are terrific. I'd seen the "Milking the Cow" one before and thought that was really cute. Actually, they all were. Thanks.
DB
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12-11-2003, 06:23 AM
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Pizzaaaaaaa!!!
A man phoned his local Pizza delivery firm, and asked for a "Thin & Crusty Supreme"!
Half an hour later the door-bell rang; he answered it, and found..
Wait for it!!.....
Diana Ross!!
Sorry!!
DM
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12-11-2003, 06:33 AM
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Good News?!?!
A stunning young secretary walks into her boss's office, without knocking.
"What is it?" he asks, a bit annoyed at being interrupted at his work.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you" she replies.
The boss isn't happy.....
"Why do you always have to give me BAD news" he complains, "Can't you tell me some good news for a change?"
"Alright then, I will..." she says........
"You're NOT Sterile!!!"
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12-11-2003, 05:10 PM
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Just a little light relief!!
Watch what you wish for!
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12-11-2003, 05:11 PM
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Computer dating DOES have it's failures!!!
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12-11-2003, 05:12 PM
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Sometimes, you can love your animals TOO much!
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