When all else fails .................. read the intsructions.

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people who can't drive in a little bit of fallen snow

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Trying to think of what I've forgotten for this holiday.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thingy A goes into slot B and thingy C slides into slot D and then both thingys go into A and B.







I had a better day then Boog. Hugs Babe!!

Where to start...

"What a waste" being said about Katie Melua being gay. If it had been a guy who said it I could almost understand (them suggesting that they have lost any chance of being with her, if you know what I mean) but it was a woman who said it. I hate that.

Then, that same disagreeable person brought a mop and bucket to clear away some urine in the room i was cleaning the sink in. She asked whether she had the right coloured bucket. I said no, that one is for the kitchen floors. She then proceded to carry on and mop it up anyway, and mop all the way to the door so that I had to walk over it in order to leave the room. She isn't even doing it to be spiteful, she is really just that ignorant.

Health insurance issues.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've got a women's college basketball tuned in on the TV and an ESPN announcer just pissed me off royally. A girl just came into the game for Bowling Green St. Univ. and she's a larger girl. The moron announcer says, "You wouldn't think she'd be much of an athlete just by looking at her. At 230 lbs......... "

It was right then that I just screamed, "FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!!" at the TV. Not sure who the guy is, the voice sounds very familiar to me, but they should fire his ass at halftime of the telecast.


The announcer is Mike Patrick, one of ESPN's supposed best play-by-play guys. Dammit, that comment pissed me off!!!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Not going to get started on the mop 'n' bucket part, other than to understand why you felt like that but...

Katie Melua is GAY?! I had no idea! I can't believe my (usually finely tuned) GAY-dar didn't pick up on it. I can usually spot a lesbian a mile off, due to the fact that I always fancy them! Ha ha ha! I'm sure she used to have a boyfriend....was that just a cover story, d'you think? Or maybe she's only just found out herself. Oh well, far from a waste....now I'm going to see her in a whole new light!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Well I can't say for certain whether she is or not, I don't really keep up with celebs lifes, but I don't think I'd be all *that* surprised. But it was the attitude that pissed me off so much

Won't be work cause I have the day off.

The f'ing woodpecker is back. We have a resident woodpecker that does his thing on the neighbors metal chimney for the fireplace. It sounds like a jackhammer. I swear to someone I'd like to invest in a BB gun and show the bird that he's not welcome on our rooftop.

Have I mentioned that I'm not a fan of birds at all - all the chirping and squaking early in the morning disturbing my slumber? This woodpecker is just over the top though. So much for my late morning nap.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

AOL........ for the 2nd day in a row.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The timer 'tingged' out on my catch up of six pages of new posts before I was half finished.

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People who go around imposing their wills on you. Fuck off, already.

The day simply has gone by too fast with too much to do and not enough time to do it all.