02-16-2002, 10:28 PM
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Actually witnessed at a club:
A guy pulled the tag out of this girl's shirt, and when she inquired what he was doing he said, "I was just seeing if you were made in heaven."
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02-16-2002, 10:37 PM
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Oh no he didn't.........
I need to chat with these friends of yours Nubian
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02-16-2002, 10:44 PM
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He, he, he! Must have been something in the water that night
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02-16-2002, 10:58 PM
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a few bad ones
1: Lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract our clothes, devide your legs and multiply
2: Nice shoes.....wanna F***
3: Let's play war....ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me
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02-16-2002, 11:09 PM
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bad ones is right......
but they are oh sooooo funny~ now I know why I suck at Math
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02-17-2002, 06:17 AM
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Classic
My face leaves at 10, be on it!
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02-17-2002, 06:18 AM
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How about dinner and sex? No? Not hungry?
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02-17-2002, 06:23 AM
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Gag, retch, vomit!!
It's not raining, heaven's crying for surely it's missing it's
most beautiful angel.
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02-17-2002, 07:48 AM
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Lets play carvival: You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
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02-17-2002, 08:28 AM
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Has anybody besides me noticed that Nubian&oldfart; know an
awful lot of these?Something must be drawn from this.Maybe they
used most of them.Otherwise;why would they know so many.Old
fart might have learned them over the years but I don't think that
Nubian is that old.Over sexed and undernourished maybe! Irish
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02-17-2002, 09:10 AM
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You boys are soooooo naughty
I think I would have gone home with you anyway because you would have made me laugh so hard!
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02-17-2002, 03:26 PM
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Definitely oversexed. And, wrt your inference, let's just say I was once young, foolish, and desperate (I was always being told my the ladies that I was just too nice for boyfriend material)
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Originally posted by Irish
Has anybody besides me noticed that Nubian&oldfart; know an
awful lot of these?Something must be drawn from this.Maybe they
used most of them.Otherwise;why would they know so many.Old
fart might have learned them over the years but I don't think that
Nubian is that old.Over sexed and undernourished maybe! Irish
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02-17-2002, 03:29 PM
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Here's a couple more
I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?
and
I'm sorry, were you talking to me??? No, then please start.
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02-17-2002, 03:30 PM
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This one has many variations:
Excuse me, are those Spacepants your wearing? Cause your ass is outta this world!
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02-17-2002, 07:55 PM
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Nubian---Telling you that you're to nice is just a womans way of
saying "No!"and putting you off without hurting your feelings yet
keeping you for a friend&protector. Irish
P.S.I hope that you know that I am kidding!
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