03-25-2014, 01:03 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
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Oh, I don't mind at all, could you just defenestrate yourself from the 18th floor first?
As you are getting on a hat, scarf & gloves in the middle of winter:
"Are you going out?"
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03-26-2014, 04:02 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, I just wanted to get overheated.
As you go up to the store cashier with a full shopping cart she asks:
"Did you find everything you wanted?"
You answer:
"No, so I just put a bunch of stuff in the cart I didn't want so I could return it all as soon as I finish purchasing it."
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03-26-2014, 07:07 AM
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"Did you forget to ask a question ?"
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03-26-2014, 08:08 AM
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No, he wrote it with disappearing ink.
While I was standing on a ladder with a roller in hand she walked across the drop cloth and asked "are you painting today?"
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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03-27-2014, 04:18 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, I needed new carpet but it's so expensive and so I'm using a drop cloth to cover the old floor and the roller to smooth it out.
Seeing a lady walking with her dog on a leash, "Walking your dog, mamm?"
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03-27-2014, 11:04 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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No, I left my dog at home while I kidnapped this one from my neighbor down the street.
Upon smelling & seeing smoke coming out of th toaster:
Hey, did you burn your toast?
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03-28-2014, 03:19 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, the bread is taking revenge on the toaster and frying it's heating elements.
You see your neighbor walking their dog and ask, "Taking your dog for a walk?"
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04-04-2014, 10:08 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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No, I'm bringing my cat home from his species-change operation.
Someone sees you changing a tire & asks, "Have a flat tire?"
(BTW, I used to love these in Mad Magazine...Al Jaffee was a comic genius)
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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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04-04-2014, 10:55 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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no, the tires are dirty and it's time to change them
Even though your feeling fine someone asks....why do you look so unhappy?
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04-05-2014, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I'm not unhappy, I'm just smiling upside down.
Carrying your umbrella on a dark and cloudy day someone asks, "Is it suppose to rain?"
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04-05-2014, 08:23 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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No, but I'm carrying my sword umbrella because my sword cane is int he shop.
Asking of several people at a single-route bus stop:
"Has the bus come yet?"
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04-05-2014, 07:15 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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No, but it's breathing heavy!
Why is there steam coming out of the sewers?
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04-05-2014, 09:56 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)
You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?"
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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04-06-2014, 12:05 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, I'm just perspiring a lot.
You've in a restaurant and the waitress/waiter comes to your table and asks, "May I take your order?"
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04-06-2014, 08:36 AM
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Yes. 'Paint my house' ............... or bring me a hamburger & chocolate shake.
Someone walks into the room while you are sitting in front of the keyboard and looking at the monitor- "Are you on that computer again?"
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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