Thanks lixy! I thought we'd lost this one! Thanks for giving it mouth to mouth for me! Now we just need to get SS in here to accept her award!

I have it on "firm" authority that SS is preparing her acceptance speech, but is "choked with emotion" at the moment. Rest assured she will be here presently, as soon as she is able.

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

OMG!! I'm stunned, schocked, flabbergasted, and damn near speechless!!!

I'd like to thank LixyChik for presenting me with this magnificent award! I'd also like to thank EVERYONE at Pixies for their patience as I've moaned, groaned, and continually bitched about never getting any! And I'd especially like to thank Murphy for being the only one to "rise" to the challenge and giving me a good reason to stop bitching.

I'd also like to thank PF, RG, Scotz, Prophet, and Vampeyes for their friendship and broad shoulders they've been kind enough to let me cry on on many occaisions.

OKAY, okay.....enough seriousness.............I'm about to gag on all this schmaltz..........And I'd much rather be gagging on something else...he he he....But, be that as it may......It's time for me to present the next award...........

For his wonderful sense of humor and his valiant efforts in both words and (ah...hem...cough....cough) .....action to keep me from
"exploding"........I'd like to present MURPHY with the "I'LL MAKE YOU SMILE BY EXTINGUISHING THAT FUSE" award..............a beautiful Cheshire Cat statue wearing a fireman's hat and holding a firehose that bears a striking resemblence to a male "member"!

Now pick yourself up off the floor where Lixy dumped you when she stood to get her award.......and Cum and Get It, Baby!!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Oh WOW! first Kim calls me her "favorite" member, and now this!

uuhhh, I'm speechless. I guess I'd better thank all the other Pixies who, by reading and appauding my posts, got me here.

Kim, for being THE BOSS and creating the bestest site on the whole damn web.

Lixxy, for her matching sense of humor and great "taste".

Christine, for her artistic Fairy pictures, and much, much more.

Aqua, Scotz, Legend, PF, Irish,Dicksbro,Prophet and Silky: it's a MAN thing! And Jennaflower for reminding us to be carefull!

And Especially Sugarsprinkles, my first ever internet meet. 16 hours on a bus for 7 hours of pleasure, but I digress...

For our next Award, the "Always there when you need it". I give you a lady of class, a sparkling addition to our chat room, one of the warmest and funniest gals here.... C'm on down!

PIXIE SPRITE!

While several members run for the chat room to retrieve her, I drag the award from offstage, a life size, fully functional, temperture regulated, vibrating La-Z-boy with built in keyboard, drink dispenser and vibrator.

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm still "thanking" FussyPucker when they arrive telling me I've won again...

Again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh wow! And such an honour too... the "Always there when you need it"! (Plenty of hugs for everyone - especially for you, Murphy hun!) Thank you soooo much!

And now on to the next award...
The "What convinced ME to join pixies" Award!
To the man that had a really big part in making me join here, with his sooooooo erotic stories...

Glyndwr!!!!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

"Glyndwr" Almost in the back of mind I hear someone call my name.

"GLYNDWR!!!" The shock as I realise now someone is shouting my name, makes me sit up straight. This is unfortunate as I am under a table picking up a piece of cutlery that I have 'accidently' dropped. The sudden pain as my head contacts wood blurs the view I have up Lilith's dress. Rubbing the back of my head I emerge and am directed to PixieSprite on stage holding an award. Still dazed I remain seated waiting to see who has won. A sharp kick to the shin's from a demoness and the hissed "It's you" bring me to my feet.

I stagger to the stage, trying to rub my head and shin whilst covering a visible bulge of excitement, a lingering remnant of my doomed voyeurism.

I graciously accept the award from PixieSprite and plant a kiss full on her lips, I momentarily contemplate slipping my tongue in but decide that it's perhaps not the time or place.

I turn to face my assembled peers and tap the microphone...

"My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure. However that is a different story. I would like to thank PixieSprite for this honour and I need to thank everyone who joins in at Pixies-Place because you are the inspiration behind my scribbles."

"At this point I would like to hand out the next award. In this era of growing international unrest and global mistrust I would like to present a 'No Bull Peace Prize'. This is in recognition of a major contribution in bringing together perverts of all nations, united under one cause, the quest to see perfect visions of loveliness."

"Ladies & Gentlemen, please be upstanding for 2 ladies who epitomise the spirit of entente cordiale..... Nikki & Lixy Chick "

I stand on stage with the award eagerly awaiting the ladies and hoping that I'm going to get at least a kiss, and maybe the chance of a quick grope.

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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

this is friggin hilarious........great thread lmao

Jumping up and down and squealing at the top of our collective lungs, Nikki and I grab one another and dance around and around as if playing ring-around-the-rosie! And suddenly we fall down as expected at the end of that childhood song. I look at her and she at me and we get into a laughing fit that brings tears to ours eyes and I grab my crotch cause I think I am gonna pee myself! She pulls my hand away and says, "Don't do that here....save it for the thread!"

Nikki stands and extends her hand to help me up. I rise and try to compose myself but I still squirm and cross my legs a bit as I cannot stop laughing. Nikki bends to kiss legend and he pulls her to his lap and they lock lips for what seems like hours. "Nikki", I whisper, "Glyndwr is waiting for us hun."

Arm in arm we make our way to the stage, leaning against one another and giggling all the way. We climb the stairs and head towards Glyndwr as he holds the awards out to us. Nikki takes her trophy.........A large red cast iron circle with a bull in the middle, a slash through the center and a peace sign dangling from it........and leans for a kiss on the cheek from our presenter. He tries to grope her but she is cheeky and scoots away before he can claim his prize. I step forward to accept my trophy and lean for a kiss on the lips from Glyndwr. I reach behind him and grab his ass and say, "Thank You baby cakes. I've always enjoyed you "piece" efforts too!"

We step to the mic and I clear my throat......

"Nikki and I would like to thank everyone who has enjoyed our visual friendship thread. We had no idea of the global impact this would have but we love the perving impact it is having!"

We then break into song...........

"Cum on people now, smile on your brother........everybody get together, try and love one another right now!"

And suddenly the whole room looks like a massive orgy!

"Excuse me", I say......"We meant it metaphorically folks, there are still some awards to be presented." I am forced to yell, "STOP IT!........Ahem........Thank You."

So without further ado, we would like to present the next award.

Nikki says, "Our next award goes to legend. He has been such an inspiration to me (in more ways than one) and he is so sweet and so helpful and so loving and so cute and..........oh..........ok......well anyway, this is the "You Are As Cute As" award........I present this statue of a bugs ear. legend, please come up here and grope....I mean accept this lovely (yet extremely hard to capture in sculpture, as a bugs ear is so elusive) ear thingy!"

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~Thomas Dewar~

Upon hearing my name, I start towards the stage. Upon walking over to the dias, I trip, crashing into Nikki and falling with her to the floor. After enjoying a bit of a kiss, a cuddle and a fondle, I pick myself up and make my way over to the delightful Lixy.

I remember that Nikki hasn't cut her nails in a long time, so I quickly give Lixy just a little peck on the cheek. I accept my bug's ears and turn towards the dias.

In the legend tradition of long speeches, verbose posts and intelligent replies, I give my acceptance speech.....

"Thank you."

.....before announcing the next award

"The next award is the most lovable bikers award. This award goes to the biker who is the most wise, charming and witty and is a belt with a golden replica of the Triumph logo on the buckle. This is awarded to none other than......Irish. Give em hell!"

Although I patiently wait for Irish to accept his award, I am eager to catch up with Nikki. I want to give her the proper, personal thank you that she deserves (details of which may or may not be revealed later ).

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Just wondering....it's been almost a week....does Irish know he has an award to collect???? Sure would hate to see this thread die out..it's way tooo much fun!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Sent Irish a pm, so hopefully he'll get the message.

ummmm yeah.....i forgot to do that.....sorry people....my bad

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I want to thank Dicksbro;for telling me of this.I have been feeling
"shitty"and checked my mail after midnight last night.Altho it may be hard to believe;I have never checked the "smut games"since
I have been a member of pixies.I still feel"shitty"this morning and
my head is not working right;to come up with;my usual;"witty"
remarks!My eyes are stuck together;so I will just thank everyone
and pass;the award;and a free sample of Viagra;to Oldfart.His outlook on life;and wisdom;have gone unappreciated!His award is
the Viagra! Irish
P.S.I saw Dicksbros PM;in my mail;last night and had to PM;him
back;because I couldn't find this thread.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Lixy & Nikki~"Don't do that here....save it for the thread!"


ROFLMAO

Great speech!

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"The quest for joy is like an orgasm. You never know when it's going to happen, and it's always exciting"

ROFLMFAO @ everyone! Oh how I love this thread!

Has anyone informed OF or should we wait and see if he stumbles in here on his own?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~