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View Poll Results: Has sex or masturbation ever gone wrong for you?
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Sex has gone wrong
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Sex hasn't
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Masturbation has
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Masturbatipn hasn't
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12-29-2003, 01:27 AM
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Re: Has sex or masturbation ever gone wrong for you?
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Originally posted by ukGČ
I'm just curious to know, has sex or masturbation ever gone wrong for anyone here? I've read some pretty weird stories on the web, one where a guy once jerked off with a lightbulb wedged up his ass, and the lightbulb smashed in his ass, leaving him to struggle to get bits of glass out.
LOL.
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12-29-2003, 01:28 AM
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Sleepy Slut
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In a house that faces South in the South
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Worst that ever happened to me was like Sharni, but not so severe. Mr. Kitty just ended up with some bruising and soreness for a few days after the pelvic slam....I was a little sore too, but not near like him.
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12-29-2003, 09:07 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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one time i was having sex with a woman who was a little larger than me and she was doing me doggystyle over the sink. when she reached round to grab my breasts she slipped and knocked the kettle on me. the almost boiling hot water splashed all over my pussy and thighs and i ran up to the bathroom to have a cold shower. it stung like hell and, after suffering a red mark where the water had been, i had to wait, without sex, for 3 weeks for it to go away. that was about 2 years ago, and my words of warning are as follows:
Never have sex next to a hot kettle.
*Sophie*
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12-29-2003, 04:30 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Location: England
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Or alternatively, make sure the kettle hasn't just this minute boiled.
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12-29-2003, 04:49 PM
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Wet Member
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: British Columbia, Canada
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Quote:
Originally posted by hornyblonde
one time i was having sex with a woman who was a little larger than me and she was doing me doggystyle over the sink. when she reached round to grab my breasts she slipped and knocked the kettle on me. the almost boiling hot water splashed all over my pussy and thighs and i ran up to the bathroom to have a cold shower. it stung like hell and, after suffering a red mark where the water had been, i had to wait, without sex, for 3 weeks for it to go away. that was about 2 years ago, and my words of warning are as follows:
Never have sex next to a hot kettle.
*Sophie*
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Is why I always insist on the bedroom 
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12-29-2003, 04:58 PM
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A co-worker of mine (another nurse) had a male patient with a raging urinary tract infection, but that was the least of his problems. An x-ray of his pelvic region showed he had a pencil floating around in his bladder.
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12-29-2003, 05:03 PM
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ouch!
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12-30-2003, 06:59 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Quote:
Originally posted by BlueSwede
A co-worker of mine (another nurse) had a male patient with a raging urinary tract infection, but that was the least of his problems. An x-ray of his pelvic region showed he had a pencil floating around in his bladder.
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How the fucking hell did he manage to get it there? |
12-30-2003, 07:42 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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omg dont ask , i dotn wanna know!!!!!
or wel ive a good idea and just dont want to be proven right!
~nikki~
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12-31-2003, 01:06 AM
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Sleepy Slut
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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thank god pencils aren't made of lead anymore...or he would have been poisoned too
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12-31-2003, 10:38 AM
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I'm sure it wasn't that difficult to get the pencil there. I know of someone who was a member of a different forum who was into BDSM big time. He stretched his urethra to a rather large size by putting larger and larger diameter metal rods made for that purpose into it. He once posted a pix of his collection of different size rods; some were the size of pencils.
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01-02-2004, 04:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Quote:
Originally posted by cowgirltease
Damn I hope you married that guy!!!!!!! Never found one that could do that to me!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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Go west young woman!
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