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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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i did when younger pretend to be a virgin to get laid worked
best with the older ladys there are a few women out there who
beleve that they were my first and i am not the only one to
use this its even got a name "phantom virgins"

I did a strip tease in a crowded bar, once. It worked. In fact, I could've gotten laid by several different women that night, but I did get the one I wanted!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

It was probably a couple times when I was pretending I didn't really care when in reality I was in total lust. Indiffrence can be a very potent aphrodysiac.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Oh, is *that* what you do in the games?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Haven't done anything bad...yet.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

BCG--but, you can be like me. I'm getting all *kinds* of ideas from this thread.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I don't really think you need any ideas IAK!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Awww...I don't know *what* you're talking about. I'm harmless.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

IAKG~ Good point! I'll have to take notes on this thread!!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Well..............I had a Hernia Operation and Met a Nurse on my follow-up Visit. I told her I thought maybe something was wrong and that if she would check my response time I would so appreciate it. I was swimmin in that Gal right there in the Clinic on a Thursday evening. (remember the Doctors at the Hospital on Thursdays)

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hmmm....mainly the worst thing was i unzipped my pants...then hers came off in an instant

Lmao!! You wish. You said to me the other day "If you love me you'll have sex with me." Not that I minded, but I'd say that's the worst thing you've done lol.

What I did to get into her pants?
Stole them, put them on...

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

German Steve~ Do you have pics of that?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas