yikes i'm in jersey..but in an apartment..so i only have my door to worry about...lol sorry to hear about any kinds of tragedy...

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

...even the CHEESY kinds hahahah

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for a tube of chapstick.When the pharmisist asked if it would be cash or charge? The duck said no,just put it on my bill.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

<~~~~ groans

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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LMAO luv the cheese its great LMAO

~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

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Put it on my bill? OMG!!!

I had tears in my eyes that was so friggin funny!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dear God, if ever a thread should have stayed dead.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.