This is not your cookie spit it out

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What you fail to realize is that the fortune cookies are already sexual.

You see, aliens have infiltrated the fortune cookie factories are are using the cookies to place personal ads. Those six numbers are a code for finding your potential alien sex partner. They represent:
1. Number of eyestalks.
2. Length of each eyestalk (in units, of course).
3. Number of sex organs.
4. Length/depth of each sex organ (again, in units).
5. Number of planets in home solar system.
6. Distance of home solar system from Earth (in parsecs).

Hope you find your alien lover soon.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Woo hoo!!!!!!!

#3. 32
#4 37

HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Dream different dreams while on the same bed.

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Anything that doesn't kill you...just postpones the inevitable.



Ex

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

"he who drowls from lips, goes home alone"

Today's fortune is:

Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive...in bed.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Mine is just as my signature says: "Confucius say, He who masturbate into cash register come into money."


Now all I've got to do is find me a cash register and I'll be one stinking rich S.O.B.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus