I never had the opportunity. My parents divorced when I was 2. The whole thing freaked my mom so bad, she never really dated much after that, and never had a man stay over. My dad, on the other hand, has been with his S/O for the better part of 25 years. But they live far from me and we don't visit often, so nothing there either. I don't know how I'd react when I was younger, but it wouldn't bother me in the least to hear either of them going at it now. I'd be happy for them, to know that they are still enjoying life.

Well, the closest I ever came to their sex is once finding my mother washing her diaphram.

I used to think I was a test tube baby cause my parents don't have sex. But the mental image of my father rubbing one out into a beaker was almost as bad as him climbing on top of my poor mommy! ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMG!!!!_ WildIrish~ you've got me pmpl

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Besides the fact he's about 10 years too old to be a test-tube baby, Lil.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

You're basing that on Louise Joy Brown's birth in 1978. Don't forget that she was the first successful baby conceived outside it's mother's womb. I'm not successful! ha ha

Maybe I'm the result of a very rough draft process that took 10 years to perfect?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

When I was about 11 or 12 I recall hearing sounds coming from my parents' bedroom, and soon worked out what they were up to. Some of it was a bit kinky (and I later found a leather strap and some hand-written pornography in my father's wardrobe). I don't remember hearing them fucking later - as my brother and I got older I guess they were a bit more careful. I know they had a good sex life, right into their seventies, until Dad died.

I didn't find any of this at all sexy, but Hornylass, the idea of you masturbating outside your parents' room is a real turn-on! May I PM you?

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Erotically yours... Gus

Thanks everyone for your stories and views......
and Gusaspar of course you can pm me honey any time!!
mayb we can share a few more dirty secrets

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