I'd kinda go with what Steph Said. But I'd change it a bit to "Does this make my ass look big?"

I always wanted to get a "slippery when wet" sign inside my thigh near my pussy.

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If you can read this,you are too damn close.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I think the best statement is a pair of lips on the butt cheek...a simple yet elegant way to say "KISS MY ASS"

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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown