How do you know that they are homosexual?

Have you seen them sodomizing each other?

Maybe one of them is bi?

Seriously, why can't to lovebirds who share a common passion for cooking, theater, fashion design and the amle form live together without people accusing them of being gay?

Or try this alternate rambling:

Maybe your two lovebirds are not really gay, but their relationship is not unlike that of bubba and his prison bitch.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Yeah i talk to my pug all the time, i swear she think i'm crazy, but then she should know by now, lol.........what were we talking about again?

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Okay I am laughing yet again!!!! Sitting here by myself in front of the puter, kids are in the other room saying, "Mom, what are you lauging at?" OMG...I must just be utterly exhausted or you guys are really witty today


btw...I talk to my animals too....all of them

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

I tak to my cat all the time. She is great at keeeping secerts but being a cat I never quite sure if she is listening to me. She sometime just give me this lazy look like are you talking to me.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I talk to my dog (my baby) all the time...he understands me perfectly too..I just know he does.

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~Tainted Love~

So I'm obviously not insane.

Girl lives with big dog.
Girl/woman takes dog for walk to get wine.
Girl gets in argument with crack head about who has less money.
Girl takes friend's pit bull for a long walk.
Girl drops off pup vowing never to see pup again.

Cool! I'm normal according to Pixies!

I used to talk to my cat all the time until she passed away, thing is she used to answer back too.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

no one siad you were normal steph just the rest of us are isane too

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

What kind of lab do you have?

LOL Booger Great, let's just rent a bus!

I live with a 120-lb. 11-year-old chocolate Lab, cbass.

can we paint the bus day glow and call it further and call are selves the Pixie-Pranksters

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

We will do that, Booger. But first, more on Lilith's gay birds! Pride Week is coming up!

Why dogs are better than people ...

10- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9- The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6- Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4- Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3- Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
1- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

I talk to my cat all the time. He even answers me...though I, in all these years, still haven't decyphered "cat"onese (yes, he might be asian...lol!). Most of his meows sound like questions. I'd pay a bundle to know what he's asking!

And to assure you even further Steph...I have a pic of a pack of chocolate lab puppies on my fridge, and I even talk to that! Hubby colored in some horns on all their heads and he calls them my "devil dogs" cause he doesn't want a dog what-so-ever, after the cat dies. But...he knew when we married I would someday have a chocolate lab bitch...and one day...a basket full of puppies running around this place and driving him insane as I laughed and giggled and laughed! *WEG*

^^^^does that look as nutty as I think it does?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'm thinking about adopting some eggs to put in their nest.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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