Perhaps Mr Oldfart?

Just a touch of dignity LOL?

OK, just Oldfart.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

If the book's about us, let us be us.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Let's rent a bus and all go on the book signing tour?

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

If the thought is to conceal who we are in real life, you should use something less known for me like Robert Flannery.

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I want to be known as Brett Walker so I can have the same name as the main character in a science fiction novel I am working on.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

although i doubt anything i've ever done is worthy of the written word, i'd like to just be me...er...i mean wyndhy.

but your friend, though, a voyer who doesnt' like to look, just listen (what would you call that?...an auditoyer?) now she sounds interesting. maybe you should write a book, or a story, about her.

Bond...James Bond...


Hell, no one in the real world would believe the side I show here...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Um, but my nick is in no way an attempt to hide who I am. Anybody who knows anything about me knows that.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Exactly. ^^^ They'll *never* figure out it's me...unless you include a picture section.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

^----- THAT picture should be on the cover. :lust:

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And don't think I don't thank the heavens for that every day!

lmao @ Steph!

Hmmmm... I guess I could be Assmaster... or Analman... or Buttlover... or Chili-Mac ... or how about...

Lilith's Favorite Boy Toy! Is that being to presumptuous???

Alright... better just leave me as Aqua.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

*jots down* Lilith's ManWhore

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Well shit! There goes my idea!^^^

Tell ya what Lilith, you know my real name...use that. I like getting credit where credit is due.

wildirish, dumbass, some goofball on the internet, or balding skinny white boy.

I have a feeling people will know who I am regardless of what you call me. ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.