Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man let me taste your ware.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

LOL....the Pieble!!!!!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

Amen brother Scotz...I'll join ya in our Southern Pietist sect.


OF...Blasphemer!..LOL

This is a bad religion for my diet but I will join you in spirt. * crunches a carrot and pretends it's nutterbutter pie*

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

I denounce the Pie-est sect... there's no freakin' blueberry pie god. Fuck that.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Now you're speakin my language!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

...and a good thing, too, or I would have had to point out that pi r squared is not valid, since everybody knows pie are round...
(dammit, what I wouldn't give to have scientific notation capability right now)

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

>PERK< Did someone say pie, MMMMMMMM

oh let me provide the cream & dine at the y mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmto fill your pie w/ hot cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmm........You know I prefer my cream whipped

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Refresh my failing memory. Is it the high priestess, or the acolyte who gets to speak in tongues?


Bless me righteous Lilith, for I have sinned,and will again if you ask me to ...

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

let me add another amen to the southern baptist pie group......

*solemnly scoops breyers pure vanilla ice cream onto the holy altar of pie*

Can a northerner join the southern sect?

Give me your cream pies, your weary pecans, your plump round blueberries in pie!

Lilith & kathy (mmm ice cream too), can I eat my slices right where you keep them warm & steamy?

you did in a roundabout way OF, you just circled around the subject.

Carn the apple pie