I've been to a male strip club once... they kept their G-strings on. My friend bought a lap dance for me, and it was nice but didn't really do much for me cuz the guy was completely shaved and was covered with prickly nubs. I really do prefer hair, so a man with shaved legs doesn't thrill me, nubs or not.

The fun part was making him work to retrieve the dollar I had for him :halo:

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

to be the stripper that is