Why do I think any package that WOULD come from there will be ticking?




:wobble:

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I can't believe ^^^ hasn't made any mention of the Shout Box.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Dude, if there was ticking in that envelope, that's an STD I haven't been tested for!


And Irish, I hear you! Notice I wasn't complaining about the dog but the fact that I was an idiot and kept walking in the water and kept forgetting to MOP IT UP!

My dog is perfect. Always has been, always will be.

He's been alive 13 years and has never been in a bad mood! (And men wonder why I love my dog more than anything else in the world!)

The walk signal will not turn any faster if you keep pressing it either.

That and the fact that his tongue is the size of a sheet of plywood.



Oops, did I say that out loud?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

slow swerving drivers......in buicks....

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I had a pet peeve but it ran away

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

salespeople... of all varieties... but mostly realtors!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Getting hit with a fish

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Apostrophe abuse, repeated mispronunciation ("forward slosh"?!?), "reality" TV with little variance in personalities.

These are a few of my least favourite things.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I hate the morons who change lanes on the interstate without fucking signaling, then glare at you when they almost hit your bumper like it's your fault that THEY don't know how to drive! Get a clue, people! :bang:

Oh my I can finally say it to more than the people I am close to.

CELL PHONES!!!!!!!

I dont mind them when you have an emergency or somthing to that fact but I do mind when your in a car driving and talking on the cell phone at the same time. Has any one heard of "hands-free" talking gadgits. Yes you might look like an idoit talking to no one but hey at least you can talk and drive (somewhat) a bit better.

In the job I have I talk to poeple all the time on cell phones. They dont know where they are half the time when they need my help. They dont know how to not run into other people with reporting something else.

Example: A lady was driving down the main street in town and wanted to report an accident. While trying to get the infomation of where it was I hear a loud "crash". I ask are you alright? Yes, she said I just ran into the person in front of me.

My advice:

Pull over to the side of the road and talk.


Also, when poeple are sitting a table in a restraunt full of friends. the Cell phone rings. They answer it and talk to that person and ignore the other friends they are out to eat with.


Maybe it is just me.



I JUST HATE CELL PHONES!!!!!!

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I was just talking to someone,who went to a movie theater & they said that all during the movie,someone in the row behind them,was carrying on a conversation,with someone else!They said-"What in hell,did I pay to hear the movie for?" Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)