Tell me a dirty little secret.

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*whispers* I love that song *shhhhhh*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I know you are gonna find this hard to believe but......






I really enjoy looking at the pics of the Pixie ladies




Once my best friend had a real bad case of the hots for a girl and had asked her out and got a luke warm maybe from her. Two days later she approached me and told me she wanted to go out with me instead. Long story short she gave him lame excuse and went out with me on the night they were supposed to go out. I never told him about it and don't think he knows it to this day.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

over here....

(looks around to see if anyone's listening)


I like to look at women's tits...


...shh, don't tell anybody...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I got a secret.....but its dirty so i cant tell LOL

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I've had 48329759427594795748957439843 orgasms while thinking about a Pixie.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Just thinking? I do sometimes while looking... at hot Pixies! I think I have some catching up to do.

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