09-19-2006, 04:45 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Question: Would you like to see my Big Mac?
Answer: I love big hugs.
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09-19-2006, 08:48 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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Question: Why are you a professional wrestler?
Answer: I don't really count them.
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09-20-2006, 04:04 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Questions: How many orgasms does that make so far?
Answer: It feels so nice.
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09-26-2006, 09:45 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Question: Why do you always expect a happy ending?
Answer; Why my balls turn blue.
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09-27-2006, 06:53 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Question: Why are you taking a bath in ice water?
Answer: I love it when a plan comes together.
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10-06-2006, 06:48 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Question: Why are you grinning?
Answer: A bare butt spanking!
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10-07-2006, 02:31 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Question: The pants are down, so what now?
Answer: Running anked through the woods.
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10-08-2006, 06:52 PM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
Posts: 5,656
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Question : How do naturist dyslexics get their kicks?
Answer : Only twice and the second time my hat blew off.
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10-09-2006, 04:11 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Q: Have you ever been muff diving on a windy hilltop?
A: I love it.
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10-23-2006, 02:43 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Q; Why did you eat ALL of it?
A; Don't laugh, I didn't do it.
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10-24-2006, 04:45 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Q. Tee hee, is that a muff-diving mustache you're wearing?
A. It's a quarter to five in the morning.
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10-26-2006, 02:55 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Q; When was the last time you muffdived?
A; No I gave up muffdiving, now I just eat pussy.
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10-26-2006, 07:20 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Q. Do you still beat around the bush before digging in?
A. I'm feeling really horny.
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11-06-2006, 12:05 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Dicksbro why do you muffdive?
A; It's the taste I like.....and it's sweet too.
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11-26-2006, 05:55 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Q: Why do you call her, "Sugar?"
A: It's going to happen!
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