New glasses and I'm walking around like I'm on drugs. How long til this gets better?

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took me about a week when I got bi-focals just watch going up or down stairs.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I know. I almost busted my ass just getting into the house

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Are they bifocals?

I've worn really strong glasses forever & I've never felt woozy. There was one time that my lens fell out & I put it in the wrong way & that screwed me up.

no they are for astigmatisms but they changed the magnification as well

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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asstitmajism?

And do your new glasses make things appear larger?

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Why would you want it to get better? Passing on a free buzzzzz! Now that is plain crazy

New eyegoggles always lead to altered perceptions, in my experience...my first bifocals about 10 yrs ago moved the floor into another dimension, then getting a new non-bifocal pair for driving seemed to put me about 10 feet over the the road surface...the most bizarre change came a few months back with a new script for dark brown sunglasses w/bifocals, put a 3-D halo around everything (blue halo at the top, red at the bottom) for a couple of days...
Don't worry, it'll become normal in a while, just avoid stairs & carnival funhouses until your brain finally believes what your eyes are telling it...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I haven't had too much trouble, maybe a day or two, but my wife usually seems to take a week or two to adjust to new glasses. Not sure why.

Take my word for it LIlith, the adjustment process will go faster if you use them more. Try surfing the net for your favorite porn sites, so you get a much practice in as short a time as you can.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I'm all good already. A day of lesson plans, porn and grading papers helped me grow accustomed quickly.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas