hahaha and how do you know this ????

Work has been going pretty good for me, for as little as I work that is. Can't complain though!

I need some marketing ideas though.

Just a few to get the search for a slogan going ...

"There's nothing like ... looking your best."
"For a new you ... a new "do."
"Pamper yourself ... you deserve it."

or

"Come in and watch all these Pixie guys drool. "

You're awesome DB...thank you!