Happy Almost-Slut
(Whoa! You scored 15 Sluttiness Points and 13 Ethics Points! Interesting...)

"It's clear that you're at least a bit sex-positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. Or, maybe you simply prefer to dabble in slutdom. Either way you lean just keep treating yourself and others with respect and you can't go wrong. "

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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...361276329353042

I scored a 23 and a 3 and was compared to the spit in a cup. Great image to start my morning.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 28 Sluttiness Points and 7 Ethics Points! Interesting...


My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sluttiness

You scored higher than 99% on Ethics

Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

Shit, I'm worried now I have ethics to live up to.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Whoa! You scored 25 Sluttiness Points and -2 Ethics Points! Interesting...

Like spit in a cup, you're lukewarm. You're unethical enough to be a player but too prudish to make even that happen. Suddenly the song, "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" has popped into my head.


so does this mean that I'm bad at sex as WELL as having no personality???

Other sluts please?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Happy Almost SLut

Happy Almost-Slut

Whoa! You scored 18 Sluttiness Points and 20 Ethics Points! Interesting...
It's clear that you're at least a bit sex-positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. Or, maybe you simply prefer to dabble in slutdom. Either way you lean just keep treating yourself and others with respect and you can't go wrong.

You scored higher than 99% on Sluttiness

You scored higher than 99% on Ethics

(actually, I just wanna keep my testicles right where they are)

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I scored at least 12 points higher than anyone else taking this test from Pixies.

I mean, I knew I am/was easy... But really!

(I think I am getting a complex here. Or maybe just horny. Hard to tell the difference sometimes)

WW

OMG! I said HORNY. I have been in Texas a wee bit too long, I think!

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

Player Slut
Whoa! You scored 40 Sluttiness Points and -7 Ethics Points! Interesting...
You might as well be Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. You're a slut alright but a rather skanky one. You use sex for your ego and to satisfy your own needs without caring for those around you. It's all about your orgasm and your ass looking good in the amateur porn you're filming.


WHAT!!!! I AM SO NOT!!

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Not to worry, darlin'...it just proves what I've known for a long time, you are a very special Pixie...

<pm me if you'd like me to elaborate>

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 33 Sluttiness Points and 8 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Lukewarm
Whoa! You scored 25 Sluttiness Points and -2 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Like spit in a cup, you're lukewarm. You're unethical enough to be a player but too prudish to make even that happen. Suddenly the song, "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" has popped into my head.


A Negative 2 Ethics Points????

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

You scored 24 Sluttiness Points and 4 Ethics Points

The Ethical Slut Test
Your Score: True Ethical SlutWhoa! You scored 36 Sluttiness Points and 15 Ethics Points! Interesting...


Doesn?t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner?s desires. You even use your turn signals. You?re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

Whoa! You scored 22 Sluttiness Points and 3 Ethics Points! Interesting...



Not sure if this is good....I was also lukewarm. And they called me a player.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.