Long ago, there was a prog-rock band called King Crimson (actually still around, w/a different lineup); The 1st album led off with a song called "21st Century Schizoid Man"; some years later, a buddy passed the doob to me, called me "21st century Scotzoid Man", and the nickname stuck. I've never looked up what "schizoid" really means, just assumed it was something like a schizophrenic(sp?), I guess "Scotzoid" means something like a Scot; Any attempt to read deeper meaning into this will be met with extreme ridicule...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Scotziod, hon. As an RN who actually passed her Psych rotation and her final exam, I can tell you that a schizophrenic is a deeply disturbed person who often hears voices, or believes he or she is controlled by alien or government satellites, or has other delusions. Someone who is schiziod has a split personality. Not the same, but hard to tell apart thanks to TV and Hollywood.

Anyway... about my nickname.

Halloween is also my birthday so I always have a good time dressing up.
One year, still in Nursing School, I decided to go a party as The Lady Godiva. I found a flesh- colored body stocking and a knee length blonde wig.
(It would have been a waist length on anyone else)

While I was getting ready, a male friend came by my dorm room and said "Hey, you look just like that chick in the Wicked Wanda comic in Playboy!" He went and got a copy of Playboy and showed me a picture of the character. She was very petite figure, with long blonde hair. I don't remember her name, but it wasn't the title character.

I was already called "Nympho Nurse" and "The Naughty Nurse" because of some "indescretions" while in school. (There were already rumors about me and my dorm roomie, I slept with a lot of the residents and medical students, and worse, *while on my own time* a med aid found me in bed with a male patient. As we were both nude, and in a position often represented by a two digit number, no excuse was possible. I was very careful the next 7 months) The name "Wicked Wanda" stuck, and I thought it was better than the other two names. It caught on quickly.

As I have explored my sexuality, I have found that the nickname suits me. I love to push the limits of accepted female sexual behavior.

Also, "Wanda" is very close to my real name.

Wickedly,

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I got the name from a book I read. She was the heroine, and a strong woman with a huge sex drive. My girlfriend read it, said it sounded like me, and so here it is, and has stuck. I have two others... Tsts_like_chkn- after a skit I saw on "Comicview"
and whatyouwant

I like Sadora the most though

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

I'm amazed at both the variety of names and the variety of reasons people have for choosing them. It's intriguing to see the amount of thought that some of you have put into your names/personas as well --- so neat to see you all reflecting on that. I'm learning all kinds of new things about everyone! In some ways these handles we use are far more telling than our real names could ever be...

--- sweetstuff

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"You can't test courage cautiously." --- Annie Dillard

Well the Bama is from my state (Alabama) and Kyttn is both a nickname for my given name and also refers to how I act, I'm playful, graceful(I used to do ballet) and I know how to use my claws and charms.... mew, purr?

Always
Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

Bilbo, from my favorite writtings by JRR Tolkien,
have had many nicks over the times but bilbo always was a fav.

Also from my partisipation with Role-Playing games such as D&D and AD&D.

Bilbo is a prankster, but a serious thinker,
can pop-up at anytime with out notice, but very loyal with close friends,
mischeiveious, and philosopher.

But above all else with not allow himself to go without food

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

I heard it and loved the name so i adopted it for my online life "Sharniqua" does not really represent me.....
I could go into a chatroom under another name and those that know me would pick me in a flash....i can't alter who i am just by changing my name....i am me.....no more no less

Yep....i do

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My sister started to call me that when I became

a grandfather-to-be. Told her I wasn't old enough to

be a father, much less a grandfather, but it stuck.

Non-confrontational, unlike the "Wannafuckyabrainsout"

nicks.

Happy with the nick.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It is a combination of part of my name and what I do for a living.

It is still a source of confusion and up to two days ago, I still keep getting asked if I have a cock . I mean, like why?

I still like it.......but I just wonder if I should have chosen something less ambiguous

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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal

I certainly never questioned your gender!! (Are we going to see any new pics soon??!!)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Xanne

Ambiguous only if you ignore the avatar.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Red-it's my fav color
Laycee-it's what all my cop friends call me
AKA Froggy because I collect frogs (those of you who know my screenname for AOL know another version!)

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Don't know.....do ya??

When I chose my nic, I tried to convey something about my sexual personality. Luv2please portrays that I am a person who is not but self centered or selfish and shows me as a considerate person who gets off on the desires and pleasures of my sexual partner as much as my own.

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Luv2please

i chose my nickname because it's a long running joke i have with my brother.




there's only room on this planet for one legend

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

i wanted my sn to be radius...but for some reason it wouldn't let me do it...guess someone already took it ...but the radius is a bone in the arm...and you block with that particular part of your arm in martial arts...i am a martial artist....so anyway i just thought...replace the u with an e...and just live with it

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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!