08-05-2002, 08:03 PM
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Pixies' Inner Blonde :)
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My boss in Mississippi was fond of saying
"That's uglier than homemade sin!"--EEEEK!
and
"feeling like the red-headed stepchild"--feeling left out
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with deep long french kisses
roxy
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08-05-2002, 08:13 PM
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Thought of some more........LOL!
Oh yeah, well if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle~When folks say....If I win the lottery (or other facsimile) I'm gonna do______________.(fill in the blank)
My ass is a piano, play me~Shut up and leave me alone!
As useless as tits on a nun~(self explainitory)
LMAO!!!
Mrs. Lix
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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!
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08-05-2002, 08:27 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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He's got balls like a Christmas tree~had a vasectemy...balls are for decoration only
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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08-05-2002, 09:10 PM
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Pixies' Inner Blonde :)
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"If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose"--Nurse at work talking about her eldest son
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with deep long french kisses
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08-05-2002, 09:10 PM
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Turn it up!
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"Confused as a baby in a topless bar" - self explanitory
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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08-05-2002, 09:14 PM
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Pixies' Inner Blonde :)
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"They don't come here for flat feet"--Dr. Swana, a psychatrist who used to work at the clinic...discussing patients' behaviors
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with deep long french kisses
roxy
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08-05-2002, 09:54 PM
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ok i thought of a few while reading this:
"colder than a witch's tit on a winter's morn" ~ from my gramma meaning "its fucking freezing out here"
"slicker than greased dog shit" ~ a friend you to say it all the time, he used it to describe anything really slick (like the bottom of the lake at a drop off) or a guy you would want to do buissness with
"if i could i would but i cant" ~ whats it says
thats all i can think of right now....if i think of anymore i'll post em
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08-06-2002, 08:35 PM
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Devilishly kinky member
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"I'm cuttin glass in here" Meaning we're freezing our asses off
"Yea and I'm Mother Theresa" HIGHLY UNLIKELY
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08-06-2002, 08:51 PM
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Horny Devil
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shit a brick (and balance a fart on a clothesline) - means that the task you've been given is either too hard, too drawn out or both
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
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08-07-2002, 11:51 AM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Happier than a puppy with 2 peters - means extremely happy 
(he she it ) could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon - horribly smelly
I was sweating like a whore in church - uncomfortable or very hot
well shoot me and fuck me dead - either somethings very wrong , or big surprise
colder than a witches tit in a brass bra - very cold
slower than molasses on a cold winter morn - slow very slow
well knock me over with a feather - surprised
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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08-07-2002, 03:30 PM
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Stand back everyone! Our prayers have been answered.
Uncle Silky, this thread from heaven must have been sent for you.
Please just tell us how many pages we need to reserve for you to make us a USetta stone?
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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08-07-2002, 09:41 PM
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Turn it up!
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"Rode hard & put up wet" refers to horses originally, but also someone who's hung over from partying
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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08-07-2002, 10:05 PM
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Made in England
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Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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do you want little cheese with that whine? for moaners and groaners
like pulling hen's teeth to get you to do that!
well we know hens dont have teeth....
you could never suffer from hemmoroids...your such a perfect asshole
I'm so broke ...I cant pay attention
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08-07-2002, 10:08 PM
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Just the first of many to come to mind
“I’d rather sandpaper a bobcats’ ass in telephone booth”-  Something very difficult or dangerous to do.
“You feed him/her with a long handle spoon”-  Caution in dealing with that person.
“He/she is so tight you can’t drive a greased toothpick up his ass with a 20 Lb. sledge”-  Cash conservative.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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08-07-2002, 10:49 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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keep on wit da keepin-on, pantyman. i'm carvin out some really purdy granite as we speak.
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