02-03-2006, 06:39 PM
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Was walking home from my bar tending job. I knew I had gained weight...but this is what happened...
*Beep Beep* A car was coming up behind me. I got a little flattered by the beep, thinking I still had something worth hooting about, till a guy hung out the window and yelled, "GET AN EXCERCISE BIKE"!
I flipped him so many fingers, I had to start flipping him toes! Geezzzz...if you can't say anything nice......................................
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02-03-2006, 06:46 PM
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I'll help you stay in shape Lixy. You can ride my face for 20 minutes, twice a day.
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02-04-2006, 08:19 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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It's not anything I've said, because I still have enough sense NOT to say it.
BUT.
I had broken things off with a long time G/F and was still not "over" her, but I started seeing another young lady. When I got out of work one day, I rushed over to see her at her's and I saw she had hickeys all over her neck.
I promptly went to the card store next door, and got her a card with a picture of a walnut being cracked by a hand held nutcracker. Inside it said "bitch, that's you in a nutshell"
I smiled at her when she saw me, and I gave her the card and walked away.
(2 months later, still feeling remorseful, I sought her out and apologized.)
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02-04-2006, 10:07 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I'll help you stay in shape Lixy. You can ride my face for 20 minutes, twice a day.
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Giddyup
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02-04-2006, 03:01 PM
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Huggable!
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I've had a couple of odd, goofy, thoughtless things said but the worst one was: "Not tonight".
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