Work is slow in paying out my entitlements.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

About fifty ants on my kitchen counter.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've become quite proficient in ant-killing. I'll fly right over and give you a hand... With the ant-killing, of course.

Waiting for about 45 minutes at the insurance office, hungry, sick, and tired.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Figuring out how much I'm spending for gas driving each week to the Special Forces store.

Got blood on the driver's seat of my car and on my jeans. Nope, there was no bloody glove involved.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Was there at least a white bronco?

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Special Forces store? COOL!

Do they have the T1000 available for purchase?

Can you buy some Greenie Beanies?

Or a S.E.A.L. or two for usage or they for display purposes only?

LOL^^^^^^ I wish it was that kind of store.

Special Forces is a code name for my assignment that my DM asked of me. I'm a spy basically and if I don't see some results this week with the info I have given the DM then him and I are gonna have words. My car and I cannot do this driving everyday not to mention my personal life, cause there isn't one. All I do is sleep, drive and work.

Hello?

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Eudaimonia

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The Cubs just did it!

Give up five fucking runs with two outs....... to the Phillies??????? That's absolutely pathetic!!!!!!!!

Where's that damn bottle of whiskey?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

hey iowaman
GO PHILLIES.. remember i am from philly area.

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Frankly my dear i don't give a damn *Rhett Butler to Scarlett O'hara."


"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlette O'hara monologue..

socrates last words.. " i drank what?!"

Damn knife isn't sharp enough.

I was just informed that it isn't the knife's fault so............. I'm sorry knife.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Picked up my car from the repair shop and went to work only to come out of work and find that it had a puddle again. So now I can't work tomarrow ( oh darn!!!!) cause I can't trust it not to break down on the road. I'll take it back to the shop for Monday which is my day off anyway.