11-09-2004, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by osuche
Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key.  |
wearing his toolbelt, of course! 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-09-2004, 05:07 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-09-2004, 05:13 PM
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Just me.
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Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. 
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11-09-2004, 05:14 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed.  LMAO.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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11-09-2004, 05:36 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. LMAO. |
I know!
Oops! I mean, oh really?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-09-2004, 05:38 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious!
Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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11-09-2004, 05:44 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Originally Posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where.
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...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom.
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11-09-2004, 09:57 PM
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Pussy Surveyor
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When you pass out during a foursome
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11-09-2004, 10:49 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Sex is funny......when its with a donut
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11-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting!
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.
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11-11-2004, 03:45 PM
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Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-11-2004, 04:26 PM
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Just me.
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Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. |
11-12-2004, 12:51 PM
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Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-14-2004, 06:43 AM
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Pussy Surveyor
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Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.
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