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Old 03-17-2002, 03:03 PM
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My teenage son barged into our bedroom and caught me in mid-stroke.

We were both quite shocked, but he stared intently for about 10 seconds as I continued to masturbate. After the pause, he turned around and walked out of the room before I actually ejaculated.

He had discussed with me his inability to stop masturbating, and seemed relieved when I assured him that it was all perfectly normal and that he should not try to limit it.

Our daughters usually came into our en-suite in the mad morning rush to get ready for work and on a couple of occasions both of them caught me masturbating in the shower. Neither took too much notice of the scene as I am sure they were constant masturbators themselves.

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Old 03-17-2002, 03:28 PM
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Luv2Please---Why is it that women are so bashful about the fact
that they masturbate?It's not nearly as bad as it was years ago;
but when I was going out with my wife;men or women;didn't admit it.My wife and I didn't even discuss it;until after we were married.The other person used to be considered perverted;in those days;unless they just did it together. Irish
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Old 03-18-2002, 11:13 AM
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Why is it that women are so bashful about the fact
that they masturbate?



Well some of us aren't bashful......


I masterbate and I am proud of it!!!!!
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Old 03-18-2002, 12:30 PM
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People who haven't masturbated are rarities or liars.

Masturbation is sex with someone you absolutely trust.

It's just lonely sometimes.
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Old 03-20-2002, 03:06 PM
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I have been caught a few times, usually not a problem, but the first was the worse. Age 14, in the gym showers, I was caught by Sister Catherine. I thought I was alone... my fingers were busy...
She just cleared her throat and when I looked up, horrified, she just said I was going to be late for class, and not to forget mass that night. (Wednesday) I guess she wanted me to go to confession.
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Old 03-20-2002, 04:10 PM
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When you masturbate as much as I do...

Shoot...I've been caught too many times to count. The only really embarassing time was when my granny walked in my room while I had a dildo shoved up my pussy, and a vibrator woking on my clit...I was covered, so she didn't see anything, but the vibrator was obvious. When she asked what the noise was, I told her it was static on the radio! Still makes me giggle to think about it!



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Old 03-20-2002, 04:13 PM
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Wanda,

Your story reminds me of an event in the showers of my boarding school at the same age.

Boarding schools in Australia were quite spartan affairs in those days and the showers were simply a row of about 5/6 shower roses with no privacy screens.

The kids were all 14/15 and erections were common. I remember well one time a young lad was at the end in the corner and he turned into the corner with his back to all the others.

It was obvious after a few seconds what he was doing and we said not a word as we all knew it could have been us.

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Old 03-20-2002, 11:27 PM
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getting caught

im new here (first post). i havnt ever been caught that i know of but im almost sure my folks knew. i think evryones find out, they just dont say anything
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Old 03-21-2002, 07:48 PM
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Welcome, Tboy. My mum certainly knew I was doing it. She let me know so too, without being direct. I used to do it in bed on weekends and during school holidays and she kept bringing me cups of tea at the wrong time. I was always embarrassed but couldn't stop myself.

Most embarrassing time, however, was when my male cousin was teaching me how to masturbate. We'd done it together a couple of times before. Then, one morning, his mother (who should have been working downstairs in the shop) caught us both. I was speechless, jumped off the bed and tried to hide. Think I was only just 12 when that happened.

Yet, one of my favourite fantasies now, is being caught in the act.
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Old 03-22-2002, 02:00 PM
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I have never actually been caught, but i know that my family knows i do it.......:redghost: One morning after i had gone particularly vigorously at myself, my little brother looks at me over breakfast and says: "Geez Kate, your bed sure is squeaky!" and I without skipping a beat said: "I'm a really restless sleeper " I know my bro catches on to a lot of stuff, considering that the day after i shaved myself, he found the remnants in the trashcan. What a nosy little ass! hehe
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Old 03-23-2002, 08:14 PM
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lol squeeky beds suck big time. they make it so hard to get away with getting urself off. my ex gf tho had a problem w moaning really load and waking her folks up. has anyone walked in on sumone else?
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staying at a girl freind perants house had a morning wank
when i finneshed ther on the chest at the bottom of the bed
was some tea and toast and i got a wink from the mom
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Old 03-29-2002, 01:53 AM
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i've never been caught, but came too damn close one. i lock my door when i jack-off but sister thought i was asleep and picked the lock to borrow my radio. i managed toclose the porn page online and run into the bathroom to get my pants just as she opened the door. now i barricade my door too.
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I don't think that we're getting the whole story here!Kiwi15 says
that his male cousin was teaching him how to masturbate.Then he
says that they had done it before.(technique checkups?)I used to
jerk off with a male cousin in my early teens;but never needed lessons.I;always;thought that it was a naturally learned art.That
you;knew how automatically.I never knew that one needed lessons.My cousin and I used to look forward to family visits.After the first time;we headed automatically to his room.
While I am strictly hetrosexual;when you're 13;it's "Any port in a
storm!"Come on;Kiwi15;tell us the truth. Irish
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Old 03-29-2002, 08:23 AM
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I'll have to agree with Irish. I always though masturbation was a self taught art. Hell I must have been an early learner. I can't remember when I started.....I was very young in any case. Perhaps kiwi15's cousin was a bad (or should that be good ) influence on him.
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