OK, I am ashamed of this now, but when I was 18, I pretended to faint.
He picked me up and put me on the bed, and I seduced him...

it was a cheap trick, but the sex was WONERFUL

WW

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So where's MY parade?"

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<~~~~~ writes that down



*I am suddenly feeling kind of woozy* ((hugs)) WW

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Probably getting her drunk and then making a move. Worked most of the time!

rabbit

...said "I love you"...but it backfired, she insisted we get married...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I had a crush on my bestfriend..a perfectly beautiful girl with a body I would have killed to have. Anyway, we had played a little but nothing more than some serious kissing and heavy petting. It may have become something more but she ended up becoming involved with this guy and they got pretty serious. All in all, that wouldn't have been a big deal since I've had threesums before and he was pretty cute. However, he was one of the few guys who thought two women having sex together was gross. So our days of fooling around were pretty much over.

Getting to the point, after a few months they started to argue pretty frequently so I took advantage of the fragile state their relationship was in. One night while I was visiting with her, I waited until she went to the bathroom then hid an open condom wrapper underneath her couch. A few days later she found it while cleaning, accused him of fooling around, which he denied, then said he was a lier and broke it off. Of course, being the supportive friend I made sure to go over and comfort her which led to more than just a hug and an "I'm so sorry, honey".

hmmm...does that make me a bitch?..cause if it does I'll accept that as it was worth it and she's better of without him.

Wow Jilly, That is pretty bad, I mean we guys can mess up enough on our own without you planting evidence on us. I haven't really ever done anything dirty to get a woman to bed.

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I'm like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation.

NOPE

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

Bit ashamed now - and I didn't get into her pants - but I did have my brothers girlfriend topless in a bedroom at a party once