oh yes.. a sex pad would be good...

and as press secretary... my first words would be: "Sex is GOOD"

LOL

Waterbed? Toys? Lingerie for you? A copy of Ann Coulter's latest book? Anything else you would like President to put in the room for you?

(All in jest too hun! But.....mama always told me, "N'er a truer word spoken, but in jest"......*I had a really smart-assed mama!*)

In all actuality Lou....I spell GREY or GRAY.....either way.....depending on my mood!
I've never uttered arse.......till I met you and Fussy.....and now I use it periodically! *one for me*

I'll never just blurt out AL-U-MIN-I-UM (being a lazy American.....I call it "tin foil".....although it may not have a bit-o-tin in it). I understand the word "alumin-I-um"........but here in the states, the "®Reynolds Wrap" company saw fit to spell it.....aluminum!

The U in color? It doesn't change the pronounciation for me......so I omit it.........call me lazy!

I'm of the school......"When in Rome......do as the Roman's do".....and I can bet the farm that if I were to visit you and Fussy for just a mere week.........I'd be speaking good and proper.......Pennsylvania Dutch Queens English!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

And now.........back to the topic!

"I'd like to plan a city........and play the cello.........play at Monte Carlo.........play Othello.........move into the White House...........paint it yellow.......speak Portugese and Dutch.......and if it's not too much...........I'd like to have, the perfect twin..............one who'd go out, as I came in.........ask what I want......and I will sing..........I WANT EVERYTHING..............EVERYTHING!

Oh damn............I just had to use that again!

*UTILIZING THE EDIT FEATURE* One more thing Loulabelle.......(before I get rotten tomatoes thrown at me)......try saying....TA-MAY-TOE......instead of TA-MAH-TOE just once. Remember.......we are what we learn! I find it difficult to immitate an English accent.......and other than Tracy Ullman (sp?).....I know very few Brits who can even come close to her flare for our accent! Just try and name me one American who can fool you with a British accent!!!!! *ok......running outta here now*

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Just goes to show, I could never be a politician. No one said anything about the pink flamingos on the White House Lawn.

Probably wouldn't have liked a Presidental pickup truck or SUV either.

(You want to speak Portugese, Lixy? Do they do that in Pennsylvania? BTW, was Pennsylvania named for the Railroad in Monopoly ... inquiring minds want to know? (just teasing, I love Pennsylvania ... home of Hersey's chocolate) )

But, db hunny babe......I did mention "painting" the White House!..............and...........I think Monopoly is similar to the chicken and egg theory. What came first?


P.S. DB! Don't mention "Hershey's chocolate" when I'm talking to the English peeps! From what Fussy tells me......it makes him sick!

(I truly never understood his synopsis of the product........cept for the fact that he's had more chocolate than I.......and he's more worldly than myself......but, um......a kiss is a good kiss, from what I remember!)

*poof*

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Hugs to you, Lixy. You did mention painting the White House. You are the most thoughtful person in the world.

Can you imagine how "official state dinner parties" would change with Pixies in the White House? Beer. Deep fried dill pickles. Apple pie. All the good stuff. And the entertainment would really be something. I can hear the newscasters, "Pictures at 11 ... but parents, note some scenes may not be appropriate for younger viewers."

*waiting for the 11:00 news!*

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I know that this is off of the subject,but has anyone read
A.C.S latest book "Treason"?Our library is trying to get it for me.
They just got me"Deriliction of Duty".It was fantastic& very eye-
opening! Irish

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Don't know about any of you... but I am completely in AWE over rabbit... just the fact that he knows who Ann Coulter is... very impressive proves he should be president

LOL!!!! ((hugs)) Great idea

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Where is that humidor Clinton left around here?

LOL...you're DEFINITELY gonna be my "mouthpiece"...no question!


President Rabbit

Sure thing... I would move the White House to Canada!! LOL

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i would make it illegal to wear clothed in the white house.

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