Phone sex... done it with two men, not at the same time! I was having a real life relationship with them (not at the same time!), so I was into the phone thing.

Never with a Pixie tho....


Yet.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

The only Pixie I have the phone number to is Succubus Kitty, and the only time I really feel the need to call her is while she or her husband is sleeping.

And no, I would not prsume upon our friendship by calling her at 9 in the morning for phone sex. I am pushing it enough calling jsut to complain or share a stupid idea I just had.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

You'd never call her to whine?

A friend of mine and I decided we would just laugh the whole time having phone sex.

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~Tainted Love~

I totally agree. "Speak English Damnit!!!!!!!"

Babe, you could do all the talking ya know????

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~Tainted Love~