-bathroom at work
-the floor of a bookstore I worked at.
-swimming pool
-closet
-a barn
-public tanning bed

In a university film classroom. While watching BICYCLE THIEF, no less!

That would be a hand job in the rarlor of a girl's dorm, back when they segregated the sexes.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

While "napping" in one of the big comfy chairs in the library at College. One of the few times I've managed to keep completely quiet....folks were studying after all. It was only considerate .

Possibly the M4 junction on the M25 (Sort of the London ring road for non-brits); I get bored driving on my own. Or the filing room at work. If the MD caught me I would be sooo unemployed!

Late nite working for a 7-11, putting away the porn mags that had come in.

Band Director's Office in High School.

He was head of our technology stuff and I had to do a website for the school so I was in his office for one class period a day and so I was left alone a LOT.....

So I took advantage of the oppurtunity when I got too stressed out

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Wow... Funny isn't it? How you think Love has finally found you..... But at a whim it withers and blows away...

wow, that must've been fun

I think the weirdest place that I had masturbated was in the bus about a month ago. It was a public bus and the bus was reaching soon to the terminal station so the bus was quite empty. I just feel the sudden feeling that I am horny and just want to get myself there and then! And the worst part was... I only cummed when the bus stopped at the terminal station! Imagine how I ran down the bus...

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~~True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love never ends.~~

A better question,would be,-Describe the few places,that you HAVEN'T masturbated? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Leaning against the washer when it was vibrating away on the spin cycle!!

however nothing tops the one on the news last week about the Federal judge in Oklahoma who got caught during a trial. He was using a pump under his robe that suddenly started started making a sloshing noise that drew the attention of the prosecutor, baliff and court reporter. They didn't report on the outcome (no pun intended) of the trial.

A few years ago I was attending a conference, and the woman chairing the conference was someone I have always fancied. I was sitting near the front of the hall and I had a really good view of her legs under the table. She has nice legs - the sort you can imagine wrapped round you, and I was imagining just that while I was supposed to be listening to the conference proceedings. I thought I was going to cum in my pants, but I maanged to last out till the coffee break, then I went to the gents' and stood at a urinal and when I took my cock out it was tingling so much I hardly had to wank it at all, it just squirted cum down the drain...

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Erotically yours... Gus

Ummmm......

At work..... I'm a bad girl!!!LOL

On the phone, in the Target parking lot. I was talking to him on the phone and could not take it anymore and pulled over right there and then.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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