10-15-2004, 04:59 AM
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Passion & Power
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You can't wear spurs to bed and expect to wake up dry
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-15-2004, 07:18 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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You can not set your branding iron down on a waterbed.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-15-2004, 07:21 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Location: Georgia
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It's not a good idea to use your waterbed as a pincushion while sewing.
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10-17-2004, 07:43 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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It's not a good idea to leave the drain hole open while filling the bed with water.
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10-17-2004, 12:57 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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waterbeds don't make a good place to build a bonfire and roast marshmallows.
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10-17-2004, 03:15 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.
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10-17-2004, 03:32 PM
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Keeping warm
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you should not wear garden airerator shoes and walk on the bed.
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10-17-2004, 03:55 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Well...you can't coat yourself (and your partner) with massage oil and use the bare waterbed like a slide....without having fun. 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-17-2004, 04:49 PM
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Wet Member
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You can't eat ice cream on a water bed while your partner is jumping up and down on the other side... 
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Susan
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10-17-2004, 11:59 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.
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LMAO!! That cracked me up!!  |
10-19-2004, 02:55 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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You should not install diving boards as a means of bed entry.
That's even more true if you froze the water to avoid turning on the air conditioner.  |
10-19-2004, 10:13 AM
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Pussy Surveyor
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Location: Florida
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You can't set up a tent on a waterbed
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10-19-2004, 11:17 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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I'm not sure, but I don't think you can drive golf balls from your waterbed, can you?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-19-2004, 11:37 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Lawn darts aren't a good idea, either.
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10-20-2004, 04:43 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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You cannot stake your partner down on a water bed.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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