Masturbation.......we all do it, but how often??? And when you do it, how often do you cum???

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I usually pleasure myself a couple times a week...only one climax per session.

Always with my right hand, usually laying down, with baby oil, sometimes with a blindfold & ear plugs while the lights are off and a candle is lit.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Most days, every time unless I'm interrupted.

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Yep, I've tried it a time or two.

Always right handed for me as well, just can't get it to work lefty.

Since I'm not seeing anybody right now I'd say I probably do it three, maybe four times a week? Not really any particular fantasy that I think about and it's usually at night right before I go to bed or if I wake up during the night and it's obvious that my little guy needs some attention. Not very frequently do I take care of my morning wood that way though. Not sure why.

Normally I'll just cum the one time per session but I can stay hard pretty much as long as I want and occasionally will cum a couple of times before I decide to get on to more productive things.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've heard good things about it...maybe I'll give it a try sometime...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

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Despite how damn horny I get, I rarely ever actually do anything about it myself. I can't orgasm through it, so I end up feeling more frustrated than when I started...
Gentle stroking happens pretty often though - just enough to feel nice, but not enough to have me shaking in frustration...

At least once a day, usually at night. Sometimes in the morning if I have time and I am horny, or if I had an erotic dream. I also have a magazine rack by my bed that's full of various porn and erotica and I read everything I put there, so...that's a major influence.

I am often in a sexual frame of mind, so it's never a chore to get worked up to do it. Sometimes I defer it if I want to use my sexual energy for my art. Other times I'm too damn horny to think and I need to get off so I can think clearly. Then I get worked up again after I draw something erotic and I'll go bop my baloney again.

I always cum once, twice if I'm really gunning for it and three times when I have all the time in the world and I'm just plain fucking horny.

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"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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I think I am probably the only person on here that does not masturbate

Not at ALL, or just very, very seldom?

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

Since your screen name says that you're a mom, I'm guessing your little sweetie is a LITTLE sweetie. If so, who can find the time?

Once they are at school, there is more time for such things.

My five month old spends about 3 hours of the daytime asleep, so plenty of time to sneak in a little bit of masturbation there.

Some women just don't do it, not through lack of time, just because it's not something they've ever been into, although personally, having done it to orgasm since about the age of 8, I can't imagine being one of those women!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

In the absence of a willing participant, I simply LOVE to masturbate!!! It is nothing like the feeling of a woman, but it damn sure works!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.