words that make me laugh:
convoluted, lamda, gauge - from my uni classes
serendipity - ask Scotz

words that downright scare me:
ironing
cooking
vacuuming

__________________
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

i laugh at my grandma's "holly makarony" loooooooool

cumuppance
turpentine
walloby
quaff
quivy

And some place Names:

Intercourse, PA
Blueballs, PA
Mary's Tits ... twin peaks in PA
Hohokus, NJ
Metedeconk, NJ
Whippany, NJ (for Lilith)
Piscatway, NJ (pronounced like a method of evicting felines)
Webeleu, MO (wronounced We Blow)
Boise d'Ark, MO (pronounced Bo Dark)
Lynchpin, MO
Big M, MO (named after a BIG saloon girl)

__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Murphy - walloby? u sure that's not meant to be wallaby?

__________________
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I'm sure that's what he meant...spelling isn't his strong suit..

__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
*******************
My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

just wondering why people have this fascination for names of Australian wildlife....wallaby, platypus etc....you'll find that these names come from aboriginal languages.

__________________
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Heres one that I made up....I don't remember how..but anywho

SPORKULA

like a fork a spoon..and a spatula...in one....dunno...it cracks me up when i say it.

__________________
~~Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal~~

~~Reality bites but thats what life is~~

shooty pooty!
that's what my 5 yr old says when she gets mad

__________________
Life isn't as hard as you think it is if you have someone to love.

One that you know: Häagen Dasz

__________________
If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

pinochle..... I am not even sure how to spell it but that card game name cracks me up

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Finally thought of one....Zamboni!!
They are so much fun to watch....and I'd love to ride on one someday.

__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
*******************
My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

I must be stuck in my inner child...cause the word that cracks me up more than any is...POOP.

I also laugh at:
discharge
wiener (especially when uttered by an adult in reference to genitalia)
and I always thought cunnilingus sounded like the title to a Jackie Chan movie...Jackie Chan in...CUNNILINGUS

Teeeheeehehee

Ophelia

Funny words to me are as follows:

quibble,
plop,
minger,
skitters,

and the way that french guy in the movie Elizabeth with cate blanchett says: what, i'll try and spell it,

whattt uuhhh!!!

(ROFLMOL!!!!!)

__________________
This Kitten has claws!

Did I mention pumpernickel???

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Igor.

I have a customer whose name is Igor and I smile every time I say it.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney