OK...this one did me in. We used to joke about this topic all the time........

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

(((osuche)))

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

((((Lil)))) ~ for being you....and putting up with my shenanigans.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm just right there with ya...he has become this permanent lump in my throat. *blink away the tears & swallow* has become my mantra.

code for sex in the shower is doing a Skip!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

UH HUH

They would just grin......then start pounding on the locked bedroom door wanting whatever.

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"Old age and Treachery will overcome Youth and Enthusiasm...Everytime!"

Mine is "let's go upstairs and talk about this".

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

I can picture the kids telling someone on the phone "Mom and Dad are upstairs talking. I think they're speaking in "Caveman" because there's a lot of grunts and groans."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LOL ^^^^^^^^ have you called before?????

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

Yes...I was selling windows.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

This reminds me of a cute story sent to me by a friend... in the story the couples code words were "Roger" and "Emily" -

Unfortunately, the romanticism is worn very thin here and "his" code word to me is simply... "Can I do ya tonight?"

***ugh*** Just seeing it like that makes me want to .... eeek~

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