11-24-2002, 10:05 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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ROFLMFAO PF!!!!!!!
Oh...and since we are in a sidebar......I never did have sex with him while he wore that thing........I couldn't stop laughing and he couldn't stay in me!!!!
OMGGGGGG....TMI, right????
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11-24-2002, 10:10 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Location: Ozarks
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uh..Lixy...
Quote:
Originally posted by LixyChick
ROFLMFAO PF!!!!!!!
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Credit where credit is due please...
Glad you liked it anyway....
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The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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12-01-2002, 10:25 PM
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Junior Member
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Ive never had sex with a bald woman.
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You may not be a horse,,, but im sure as hell gonna ride you all night long...
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12-06-2002, 06:31 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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** BUMP **
Come on everyone, surely SOMEONE'S had sex with a bald women??
Let's extend the definition to include "bald down there" - hopefully that'll get someone to post!!
Don't wanna see this game die!
CasperTG
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02-18-2003, 01:24 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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This thread is too good to let die....so no one has had sex with a bald woman. Ok...
Let's start fresh............
I've never had sex on a Greyhound bus. 
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02-28-2003, 08:21 PM
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Does Trailways count? If so I've done it.
I've never had sex in a crowded place.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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03-01-2003, 01:19 AM
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Does a house full of 50+ people count?
I've never had sex - with a relative!
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05-02-2003, 10:27 PM
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How about an inlaw?
I've never had sex with a sibling!
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-03-2003, 07:20 PM
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Suprise Me
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Denny - I am glad that you have never had sex with a sibling.. I haven't either.. could you pick something else.. lol please???? 
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06-08-2003, 11:21 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Let's start over.............
I never had sex in real life with another woman.
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06-09-2003, 06:22 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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SS, I'm assuming you've never had sex with a real dead woman, either. Oh, that's not what you meant, was it? 
I've never had sex on the beach.
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06-09-2003, 06:47 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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I've never had sex in a semi
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06-09-2003, 07:30 AM
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Just me.
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I had sex in a semi (clad state)
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08-08-2003, 04:11 PM
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Stiff Member
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And I imagine damn few have, including me.
I've never had sex underwater.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-08-2003, 04:24 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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Our heads were above water. Didn't have snorkels or crotchless scuba gear!
I've never had sex in an RV.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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