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An angry manatee
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12-22-2006, 02:45 AM
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Leo was right
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Yep, that ^^^^^ did it for me as well. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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12-23-2006, 06:35 PM
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Than manatee is a crack up *LOL*
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12-23-2006, 09:40 PM
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Insatiable
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My son being silly.
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12-23-2006, 09:48 PM
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MSGME!
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The Daily Show Best of 2006 on comedycentral.com's Motherlode.....hilarious!!!!You gotta check out the "check ins" section where Jon asks Colbert whats coming up on his show...funny shit!!!!
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12-27-2006, 04:43 PM
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A statement that was made from someone who has the best of everything. 
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12-27-2006, 05:48 PM
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I was sitting here perusing Pixie's and heard a 'water hitting water' sound from the bathroom across the hall...turned around and my 3 yr old son was standing and peeing in the potty(big deal for him)...well, i told him to flush it and he did..well, then the toilet over-flowed. he panicked! he came running in here to me wailing "mommy fix it!!" "call daddy, make him fix it!!"...I couldn't help but laugh at how comical it was(and even now, have the giggles over it)...but he was SO distraught!
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12-27-2006, 06:00 PM
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Leo was right
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Chuckling over ShadowDancer's story as I type.
Got a laugh listening to my best friend's dad describe the fiasco he and his wife had on Christmas Day trying to get into a movie they wanted to see. It was sold out at three different theaters and they ended up seeing one that "sucked shit" according to him. "But the old lady gave me a little feel up during one of the boring scenes." 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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12-28-2006, 10:00 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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*snicker* ^^^
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12-29-2006, 10:10 AM
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After Vinci begged allll morning to go outside (in -5 degrees C!!!!!!!!) I finally opened the door for him... He ran quickly out, then suddenly stopped and turned around and looked at me like, WTF?!?!? Who forgot to put on the heat?!?!? He didn't stay out very long 
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-29-2006, 10:36 AM
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No wonder!  You forgot to put an outside thermometer at eye-level for him.
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12-29-2006, 11:48 AM
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Just me.
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PF getting hit for mentioning apple chips. |
12-29-2006, 05:16 PM
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even that one worked for me  |
12-29-2006, 05:19 PM
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pixie of the wood
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my daughter's stand-up routine.
i just flew in from querky (albuquerque) and boy am i tired. |
12-30-2006, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
my daughter's stand-up routine.
i just flew in from querky (albuquerque) and boy am i tired. |
ROFLMAO I wish I could hear the delivery!
What also made me laugh are the people who celebrate Saddam's death as IF if HELPS shit in Iraq.
Let's gather MORE troops. That'll fix 'em
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