OK...here's where I can help!

Fill my hoo hoo with your cream first and we'll see how it turns out. Ya know...a trial run. All in the name of saving face, of course!























Can't wait to see what he does with that last line! ^^^

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Isn't it amazing a guy starts out askin for a culinary tip and we end up turning it into something smutty? Then again he was the one that "went there" I suppose....I love it!

Well of course I'll be shaving my face first! Wouldn't want to give you any whisker burns.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Burn baby burn...disco inferno!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

/me drags out the bell bottoms and platform shoes!


Hey! What's this yellow stain in the crotch of my white leisure suit?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.