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to shave the stubble before I start the Licking Torture.

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It's not actually something new that I learned, it's just yet another reminder... some hoops through which I'm forced to jump make no damn sense and cost too much money.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I learned that all the lovely bursaries and scholarships I was going to apply for aren't available to me because I haven't lived here over a year yet.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I learned that I have GREAT choice in hotels

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I've learnt that Sony + 2 kids = arguements!!

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That I can do anything I put my mind to

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~Tainted Love~

I've learned (or re-learned) that the worst part of being a musician is you have to deal with other musicians...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

That a Canadian dime will stick to a magnet

I put on my glasses and kept thinking I saw something out of the corner on my eye but when I looked nothing was there. Then I took my glasses off to put on a shirt and a Canadian dime was stuck to the magnetict clip for my sun glasses.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

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I learned that cedar balls counteract the smell of mothballs. I knew cedar was fragrant but always wondered why hardware stores sold those balls.

I've learned I don't recognise PF's magnet.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I learned that class is a bore when you sit in the back of the room

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I've learned this cold has made me really pissy and it's best that I walk away now cause I really wanna state my 2 cents in a few threads but I would just piss the thread starter off and then I would get in hot water with the Bitch Mod and the only hot water I want to be in her with is the Hot Tub.

/me goes now and will peek back later when I'm more back to myself.

That SDLS would be my hot tubbin' partner.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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