Casablanca:

Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

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Rick Blaine: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

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[Last line]
Rick Blaine: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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History of the World, pt. 1:

King Louis: "It's good to be the king!"

Blazing Saddles:

Sheriff Bart: "excuse me while I whip this out!" (reaching into his pants...

Blazing Saddles:

The Governor: "pardon me, but the affairs of state, must....um...take precedence over the affairs of state!" (as he drops his pants and goes behind a curtain with his aide)

Airplane!:

Male Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading and unloading. There's no stopping in a red zone!
Male Announcer: Now don't start with your white zone shit again.

Airplane!:

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!

American Pie 2:

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my bitch.
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Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold!
Jim: Ow that's cold! What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass! Aren't intsruments fun?

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Stifler: Holy shit dude! I found a dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!

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Van Wilder:

Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.
Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

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Van Wilder: You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.

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Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows....

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Van Wilder: All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

I LOVED that movie!

Van Wilder: What is wrong with people today?
Hutch: [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet, it fries their brain cells.

good call on Airplane Darogle - adding a few more....

Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

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[Thinking to himself.]
Ted Striker: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
Ted Striker: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

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Airplane II

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

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