12-04-2002, 03:13 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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"Sorry, Charlie........Only the Best, get to be Starkist!" (canned tuna)
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12-08-2002, 09:43 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime
and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house,
and everything that's in it.
MR. CLEAN household cleaner
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01-09-2003, 04:20 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cody wyoming
Posts: 605
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See it Wiggle See it Jiggle rollie pollie fun one of the first jello comericals with Bill Cosby
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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.
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01-09-2003, 05:22 AM
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Just a Freek
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: somewhere in Illinois
Posts: 1,055
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put a tic tac in your mouth and get a out of life |
01-10-2003, 10:58 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: hot sticky wet south
Posts: 2,310
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This might have been posted already (can't remember) but ......
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?!?!?
and a hometown one .........
"You know where,
Barnacle Bill's
on North Monroe!!" (seafood restaurant)
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01-11-2003, 10:29 AM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,035
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because I STILL know the whole dang song:
"It's velveeta.. versus cheddar!
Our velveeta melts much better.
Cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily....
It dribbles off your plate onto your doily!
So when cookbooks call for cheddar
Make it with velveet we cook better!"
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01-11-2003, 10:43 AM
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Cheese Head Member
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: midwest
Posts: 261
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Oscar Meyer has away with B-o-l-o-g-n-a
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Joke em if they can't take a fuck.
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02-02-2003, 11:12 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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And, related, whitehorse:
"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Then I'm sure that you would plainly see.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
Then all the world would be in love with me."
Saw the weiner-mobile in town last fall. 
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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02-02-2003, 11:18 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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"Mikey likes It!"
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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02-02-2003, 11:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 580
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I'm coo coo for Coco Puffs!
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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull
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02-02-2003, 11:37 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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Trix are for kids...you silly rabbit!
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02-02-2003, 11:38 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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Is it true blondes have more fun? Clairol
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02-02-2003, 11:40 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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Jello, Jello, Jello Jello..........tonight!!! Jello  |
02-02-2003, 11:41 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 580
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Got Milk?
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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull
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02-02-2003, 11:49 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? (Dr. Pepper)
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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