oops.................. I didn't know that *turns three shades of red**

I'll back tonight *L* sorry about that

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Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

NP hun! We can wait for your bits...........er......um....I mean, we can wait for a bit!

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~Thomas Dewar~

hmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm........Sorry for the delay ladies & gentlemen,we had tecnnical difficulties...well,ok I screwed up and didn't read the rules of the game............so.....here we go!!!


The next award,guess what?

we had a tie for first place..................yes a tie!

For thr biggest tease at Pixies........so I am going to give the T-Total Titaliazing Teaser Award(I can say it better than I can spell it* *L*

The first has been teasing me since the day I met her here at Pixies...........Lixychick........and not because she gave my award*kisses* but,because she is such a tease,she's caused me to have blue balls for the past year *L*

The next to concieve..........ooops RECIEVE............is the always Lovely and always teasing with her hot pictures.....Christine

*appulse*


Lixy & Christine..............You two beautiful Ladies come on down to recieve your awards.......... and then........lets go back stage and talk about this teasing !!!!!!!!!!!!!


You Know I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

I am standing behind Slow Ride still........and checking out his yummy scrumptious ass..........and I hear my name and turn total attention toward his words. I think, "OMG, what's he saying? I'm sharing an award with Christine? That cannot be! I am not worthy! He's gone bonkers! He's confused me with another Pixie!"

But no.......he is explaining his reasons and I begin to blush. "Did I really do that? Me.....a tease? No way.......I NEVER tease! I say what I mean and I mean what say.......and .......well.......ok.......he may have a point. But I try not to tease to madness! Or blueballs, for that matter! Oh geezzzzzzzzzzz........can I get any redder?"

I step forward.......trying desperately to compose myself. I am usually never at a loss for words.........but as I look into SR's eyes and he hands me one of the T-Total Titalizing Teaser trophies.........*(a beautiful statuette effigy of my fingering gif (complete with moving hand.......batteries included)* I begin to well up!( I realize Christines trophy is different but I can't see it as well.....so she'll probably explain it) I look him straight in the eye, lean to give him a gentle kiss, and mouth the words......"Thank You Baby".....and I turn towards the audience...

"I am at a loss for words and I wish to withold my acceptance until my co-winner steps forward, holds me up, and accepts her part in this high honor! But I do want to go back stage and show my appreciation. Slow Ride........lemme show you how we do it in the N.E!"

Applause rings out and a chant begins to form......."Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!"

Slow Ride and I fade behind the curtains and the groping begins!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

*G* I'll go see if I can find Christine..............and mmmmmmmmmm,,lets say that when I do find her......and if I don't come back right away......don't cum looking for me....I'll be ok

and you never ........ Christine may be a armed and dangerous woman...........soooooo for the safety of the good people at Pixies,I may have to do a strip search :fly:


hey................ somebodies got to do it

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Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

So..........Um??????? Hmmmmmmmmm???????

You just gonna leave me here in mid-grope?

Geezzzzzzzzzzz!

LOL!

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~Thomas Dewar~

no baby..................as long as your groping..........I'm here

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Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

Thank you for this amazing award, slow_ride, and what an honor it is to be sharing it with the equally amazing Lixy! (I'm sorry about the delay...I got *cough* held up in the men's room.)

Again I'd like to thank each Pixie member for making this a special place that I always enjoy returning to.
Well...I'm not much of a speaker, so I'll go straight to presenting the next award. I could have given it to a number of people, but this time I would like to give it to someone who have been an inspiration to me in more ways than one...GLYNDWR please step up and receive your award! (sorry I haven't been able to cum up with a cool name for it ).

*joins Lixy and slow_ride's grope fest* :fly:

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~Maya Angelou

*groping, groping, groping*

Suddenly I realize there is silence in the audience and I step from behind the curtains.....straightening what clothes I still have on.....and proceed to the mic!

"I second that award presentation from my illustrious co-winner! Excellent choice Christine! Ah......." *turning to see the stage curtains pull from the ceiling and Slow Ride and Christine going at it like crazed bunnies!*

"We await Glyndwr.......to accept this beautiful bronzed scroll of all the sweet replies to all the beautiful Pixies ladies. And hurry up baby.......it weighs a ton with all those very inspirational compliments and responses!"

I run off the stage to find an extension ladder to re-attach the stage curtains.......mumbling the whole while......"I hate hanging draperies!"

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~Thomas Dewar~

*helps Lixy fix the curtains,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so she can join the party again* :fly:

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Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

Having spent the last month slicing through a pair of manacles with only a 6 inch piece of dental floss, I arrive at the award ceremony scruffy and wild eyed. The auditorium is deserted except for the bronze scroll standing alone on the stage. Through the mists of time I hear the muffled sounds of voices and the chink of glasses, laughter rings from each corner of the room. Making my way through the tables and chairs I recall the characters who frequent them: Lilith, Legend, LoveDiva, SugarSprinkles, Nikki, Christine, Aqua, Irish, Lixy, Summer... a continuous list of happy horny people.

I clamber up onto the stage and lift the scroll to have a better look. I grin broadly and twist the manacle chains together fashioning a crude sculpture.

"This is for everyone at Pixies, The Crazy Cuffs Award for services to the smuttiest section of society it has ever been my pleasure to have met. I invite any passing member to accept this on behalf of everyone else"

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

Hello! Is anybody here? The room is dark and lonely. I trip over the object on the floor. Lighting a match, I read the words, now faint with age ...

"This is for everyone at Pixies, The Crazy Cuffs Award for services to the smuttiest section of society it has ever been my pleasure to have met. I invite any passing member to accept this on behalf of everyone else"

My thoughts wandered back to a brighter time when the hall was filled with wonderfully happy people merrily groping their way from table to table. I can picture them now (thanks in large measure to the wonderful Pixie picture threads).

I find myself pretending that all those marvelous people are again in the hall ... naked ... warm ... carefree ... and filled with life.

"Ladies and Gentlement," I begin to say in a soft voice picturing all the bouncing butts and nodding noggins, "it is such an honor to be here holding this wonderful scroll ... The Crazy Cuffs Award. But this award is not for me, but for all of us. Those who remember the heady days when we looked to achieve the 10,000 member level. When Dr. Seuss rhymes filled the threads. When shyness made each new picture post an awesome event. And, it's for our newer members, who have joined us seeking that joyful union with others of like mind.

"For all of us, whatever our backgrounds ... however long we've been here ... let's remember that immortal line from the movie 'Independence Day'

"WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

"And the line they cut from the script ...

"LET'S PARTY!"

And, so that the torch continues to burn brightly ... let me present the "Golden Rake with Crossed Cock Clusters" award to TXGRNEYES who has so much yard work to be done!

Txgrneyes ... come on in ... I'll turn the lights on for ya!

Sorry I need to take a shower first, been working in the yard...can yall entertain yourselve while I am cleaning up or would someone like to join me?

INTERMISSION

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Humming and rubbing ... humming and rubbing. La-dee-da, twiddle-dee-dee. humming and rubbing.

(Wish they had some popcorn for sale here)

Maybe I'll humm a chorus of "The Yellow Rose of Texas."

Oh, the yellow rose of Texas, that I am bound to see,
Green eyes and bouncing body parts,
The best that there can be ...