Probably on my neck ... leaving out oral sex, of course, which isn't exactly kissing.

If you could make love anywhere, where would you want that to be?

On the finish line at Churchill Downs. Derby Day would be preferable.

No, just kidding.

I'd love to spend a couple of weeks alone with my someone special in a cabin the mountains...no clocks to worry about...just time to devote to each other.

Can you wiggle your ears?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yes. as long as i use my fingers to do it.

Can you turn your tongue in a circle?

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Only using my hands.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

actually, i meant roll your tongue into a circle

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Nope. Just tried.

Can you wink each eye individually?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yep. I can do that.

Can you whistle?

yes.

if you could do any "stupid human trick", what would it be?

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be the person my dog thinks I am.


What is the longest you ever had the same pet and what was it?

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(knocks on wood for luck) I've had Solon for almost nine years now. He's a wonderful old Lab and I see him aging now. We also looked after an old Springer Spaniel every summer when his family went to Ireland. Him and I were very attached and he was put to sleep when I was 14. I guess they had him since I could remember - I was three or four. When they made the appointment in the fall, his owners had to come get him from me. Him and I went everywhere together. I even wrote a song when he died. Sure, it was to the tune of "St. Elmos' Fire" but the thought was there!

What is the longest you ever had the same pet and what was it?

Probably our cat, Pokey. His mommy brought him to us when he was a baby (that's the truth ... she stayed for a few weeks, then left with Pokey still with us). We had him about seven years before he died. Still miss the little guy.

What color is the siding on your home?

pink right now...but the owner just had someone come measure the house so I don't know what it will be next.

Do you have a large backyard?

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

No, not really. It's big enough, though, and has a huge maple tree shading most of it and the back enclosed porch/dining room.

Did you like high school?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Actually, I did. It was fun being a geek. I was in choir and theater. Really did enjoy it, but wouldn't go back.

Did you go to college?

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I'm a lifelong student. Started out in engineering school, switched to a major in history to teach high school, was accepted to law school, didn't go...in California I went to court reporting school, in Iowa I worked towards a degree in elementary education.

One day I'll know what I want to be when I grow up.

Where in your house is your favorite place to relax?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author