03-14-2009, 12:07 PM
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Leo was right
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My seemingly never ending lack of common sense. 
I got a card in the this morning's mail from Mr. & Mrs. DB and my first thought was, "Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" 
Honestly, that's the thought that went through this thick head of mine. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-22-2009, 11:17 AM
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Call me FWM :)
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
"Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" |
That ^^^ 
...and 'Mummy, when I'm old like you...'
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03-27-2009, 08:18 AM
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Leo was right
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This picture got a good laugh out of me.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-27-2009, 08:33 AM
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Call me FWM :)
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^^^ that plumber pic  |
06-03-2009, 02:04 PM
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pixie of the wood
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spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.
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06-03-2009, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.
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Did you find a typo in it? |
06-04-2009, 09:42 AM
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pixie of the wood
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nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.
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06-04-2009, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.
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Mayhaps I should have spelled it all fucked up to get the point across |
06-04-2009, 07:56 PM
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How did wyndhy get "fuckin" past the spell checker?
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06-05-2009, 01:24 AM
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Because I was her spell checker. 
Me, ..... a spell checker. 
That would be like sending me to break up an orgy.
That just aint gona work.
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06-05-2009, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
That would be like sending me to break up an orgy.
That just aint gona work. |
Sure that would work one look at you and every one would go running like they saw Godzilla.
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02-01-2010, 09:17 AM
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Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.
Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag.
Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag!
Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?"
...I...died...
"Mom, you don't wanna know."
"Yes, I do."
So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!
....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
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02-01-2010, 10:10 AM
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I bought a shirt from Spencer's and it has different adult forms of sign language. Basically it's how to finger a woman. I was asked by a McDonald's cashier what it meant. Unfortunately I couldn't explain because of the 8 yr old kid standing next to me in the other line.
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02-01-2010, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by lizzardbits
my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady....... I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!....
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Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? 
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02-01-2010, 02:02 PM
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Just me.
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? |
Now you've got me seeing that image! 
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