01-13-2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Hey, Dicksbro, Pixie's is just one big dysfunctional family where reptiles and humans can interact freely!
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Sounds pretty unique to me. |
01-14-2007, 07:29 AM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Most families have naked pics of each other in their picture albums.
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The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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01-14-2007, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family unless the hot gravy spilled.
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I can understand how that might be a distraction. |
01-14-2007, 09:14 AM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
The gravy in the lap was a welcome distraction from the jello mold that resembled grandma's boobs.
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Yeah, I still have a hard time when there is a cherry on top of a dessert.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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01-14-2007, 11:35 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Yeah, by the time dessert had rolled around, I had a hard time keeping my cherry.
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The real question is, how did you get it back in the interveening year?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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02-04-2007, 10:12 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
The real question is, who made the pumpkin pie?
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And why is the pie in the shape of a woman's bottom?  |
02-04-2007, 10:24 AM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
And why is the pie all over your face?
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Sometimes you get a bit messy when eating pie.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-04-2007, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I personally like to get a bit messy when eating cream pie.
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I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will now be interested in hanging with you, IowaMan.
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02-22-2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will be interested in seeing how well hung you are, IowaMan.
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I am sooooooo getting in the front of the line for this show!  |
02-23-2007, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
I am sitting in the front row on DB's lap, don't ya know? |
That's the only reason I'm there.  |
02-23-2007, 08:20 AM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
That's the reason I'm not wearing pants. |
A pantsless double feature with Tess sounds like a great way to spend an evening.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-23-2007, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I want to do a pantsless double penetration with Tess.
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Oh, why not a triple?
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02-23-2007, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Oh, wow, I want to play with her nipple!
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You take one and I'll take the other.  |
02-24-2007, 01:14 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
You take high one and I'll take the low one.
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And I'll be in Scotland before ye!
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03-12-2007, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
And I'll squat on the land before I pee!
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Couldn't you just stand behind a tree? |
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