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^^^ Thanks, I needed that!
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03-08-2010, 06:25 AM
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And here's some for PantyFanatic.
BTW, is the young one anywhere near being back at work yet?
These 16 Police Comments were said to have been taken off actual police car videos around the country. Thank goodness, in spite of the perils of the job, they still have a sense of humor!
16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
11. 'You don't kno w how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not... Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey shit.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife get’s a toaster oven.'
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail..'
AND THE WINNER IS....
1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.
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03-08-2010, 12:00 PM
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BTW, is the young one anywhere near being back at work yet?
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After five months, he went back on duty last Fall (up-over). The doctors had first told him no, that he was able to chase them down but not ready to wrestle with them. When he pointed out he has a 'partner' that takes care of that, he was back in mid October. 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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03-08-2010, 06:28 PM
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Good, recuperation sucks.
At least back on the job the time goes faster.
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03-09-2010, 11:58 AM
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AWWWWW.......They're playing. It's so nice to see two animals getting along so well.
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03-10-2010, 09:57 PM
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My new button came today.
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03-10-2010, 11:01 PM
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hmmm...my smile today was getting an unexpected phone call from a friend...thanks PF!  |
03-10-2010, 11:18 PM
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Her ^^^
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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03-12-2010, 05:50 PM
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The Who's Online list right now.
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
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03-12-2010, 06:10 PM
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Getting her groove back
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03-12-2010, 07:42 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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My girl got a JOB!!!  |
03-12-2010, 09:19 PM
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Good, a few more years and she can support you in luxury.
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03-15-2010, 05:43 AM
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This is a packet of waterbeads for cut flowers.
It looks like they used Google Translate to work out the Engrish.
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03-15-2010, 11:33 AM
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PURPLE 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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03-16-2010, 02:08 AM
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It was warm enough (just barely) that I got to spend a few hours in the hammock out back watching the kids play in the yard. It was a great day!
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