No, but I've had my share of late night offers at Spence Ln. & Murfreesboro Pk. when I worked nights. If they only made whole-body condoms in my size...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

KIDS KIDS AND MORE KIDS.....You know that show Finding Nemo? Where the seagulls say mine mine mine mine mine mine mine....until you want to slap them...well the kids at the store today were constantly saying mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom....and she would never answer them. It is like just answer them and tell them no. I wanted to strangle them and they weren't even mine.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Know that feeling, where I work. UGH!!


Stupid Facebook!! Either I can't read all my feed or it won't let me post. Grrr!!

im kinda pissed cuz im stuck at work & would rather be at home giving carnal favors to & receiving them from my honey.

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

im VERY pissed. my husband lost his job tonight. they fired him due to him missing days due to illness & doc appts. he had documentation of said appts & of being under a docs care, & his job said it didnt matter. ***GRRRRRRR!***

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

Tight economic times bring out the bastard in some employers.

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Doesn't help that this is a "will to work state". Means that an employer can fire you for no reason what so ever.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Sorry to hear that SD.

nope, LS, that doesn't help at all...But, makes me even more pissed that I have to miss yet another PAGAN!

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

Bugger on a number of levels.

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Getting turned down for low income housing. I'm going to be stuck at my sisters forever!!!!!! Should have stayed in Colorado!!!!!

My antenna ball is gone! 7 years and 2 cars and its gone!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

I totally got scammed. Thought i won a cruise. nope. ugh....

Getting thrown under the bus by a coworker.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Only in a metaphorical sense, we hope.

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