01-28-2011, 10:33 PM
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Dedicated to my older friends.
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01-29-2011, 01:44 AM
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I loved the Garth Brooks bit.
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01-29-2011, 01:47 AM
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Funny!!
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01-29-2011, 07:41 AM
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Just me.
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01-29-2011, 10:20 AM
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That's great!
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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01-29-2011, 07:50 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Oh man i almost cried!!! to funny!
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01-30-2011, 11:08 AM
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Is it bad that I can identify with that???
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01-30-2011, 11:14 PM
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Huggable!
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It doesn't open for me.
I've tried several times.
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01-30-2011, 11:26 PM
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If you Youtube "Tim Hawkins, old rockstar songs", you'll get it.
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01-31-2011, 09:40 AM
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Huggable!
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jseal at first i thought you meant older friends meaning those you have known a long time. i wasn't sure how long i've known you. But then i read 'draw from a deeper well of experience' and i knew it meant OLD and that did include me.
Either way thank you OF, i You Tubed the site. It wouldn't open on the lap top. Dunno why, but it opens on the desk puter.
It was funny!! I loved The Eagles remade Hotel California!!
TY jseal and OF...... just the laugh i needed today!!
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01-31-2011, 05:21 PM
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Can't have Pixies being unhappy if we can possibly help it.
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01-31-2011, 06:47 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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It made me laugh, which means I'm freaking old.
Thanks Jseal for that lovely reminder.
Just kidding, I love you!
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01-31-2011, 07:18 PM
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I'm not old, but I know of and listen to everyone he listed.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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01-31-2011, 09:40 PM
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The banker saw his old friend Tom in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true ...
Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.
Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man ...
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
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02-01-2011, 02:17 AM
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Yep.
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